Fire Minotaur Brain Mecha (BBC #66)

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BBC #66 Entry:

FIRE MINOTAUR BRAIN MECHA

(Deal with it.)

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(I'm probably dooming myself by entering this soon, but...eh.)

NAME: Fire Mecha Unit L-0-L

MODEL: M.I.N.O.

USAGE: Body for disembodied brains of all species.

POWER SOURCE: Organic Battery Orb

WEAPONS: Twin Flamethrower-Claws, Hydraulics capable of 9550 Horsepower

ARMOR: Shield Generator, 15 MM. thick Fire-proof Plating

STATUS: In production; Banned in 14 systems.

Onboard AI: Genetic Lifeform and System Operation Support(GLaSOS for short)

The FMU L0L MINO is the most advanced mecha on the market for you disembodied pyromaniacs out there! With a state-of-the-art genocidal AI and a living power source that just barely passes as legal, this mecha is the perfect tool for all your fire starting needs! Order yours now for only 15 easy payments of $99.⁹⁹! (Just pay 10,000 dollars shipping and handling.)

(Some assembly required. Flamethrower fuel not included. Side effects of use may include coughing, sneezing, itching, sweating, and the need to talk about your rather impressive coin collection every 25 minutes, even if you do not, in fact, have a coin collection. The AI and Organic Battery included in this giant mecha may begin to conspire against you. If this occurs, please call tech support at 435-555-3278. Please talk to your doctor before using giant mecha.)

Edited November 10, 2013 by Kung Fu Rahkshi Destroyer