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Anyone else wondering what Hapori Tohu would say if he posted in this topic?

He'd say that he's the news guy.

 

 

Hapori Tohu has transcended speech altogether. If He wishes to speak to you, a voice in your head will appear, and you will know immediately that you are not insane, but it is none other than the great Hapori Tohu who is honoring you with His thoughts.

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Anyone else wondering what Hapori Tohu would say if he posted in this topic?

He'd say that he's the news guy.

 

 

Hapori Tohu has transcended speech altogether. If He wishes to speak to you, a voice in your head will appear, and you will know immediately that you are not insane, but it is none other than the great Hapori Tohu who is honoring you with His thoughts.

 

Komau, man. Snap outta it.

Morally unambiguous.

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Nobody knows. All we know is that his true form is incomprehensible to beings of this planet. We know he created the monolith. We know he caused the evolution and advancement of man. We don't however know why he did such things. In short number knows.

I am not a being of this planet,

 

Gather the witch doctors! WE MUST SUMMON HAPORI TOHU.

-Insert deep message to prove I am alive here-

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My favorite Tohu headcanon is that he is to BZP what Mata Nui was to the Matoran

 

That is, if this forum were a personified city we'd be living inside a giant robot with spinny gears on its head.

 

Hapori Tohu is hungry. So...very....hungry.

 

brakelatabasaasta feed him :wacko:

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My favorite Tohu headcanon is that he is to BZP what Mata Nui was to the Matoran

That is, if this forum were a personified city we'd be living inside a giant robot with spinny gears on its head.

 

This.

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Hapori Tohu is hungry. So...very....hungry.

Hapori Tohu would ask to eat us if he were here.

 

 

...Ask...?

 

Oh he would ask. And we would oblige. It is our nature.

 

The feeding will commence

 

and all it's sweetness

 

 

 

 

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Hapori Tohu is a great being to the great beings.

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He is the one being who has out-Kung-Fu'ed me. He is watching. He is listening. He is the creator of the mighty Banhammer, which he has seen fit to gift upon the forum admins. He is the ruler of all he sees, and watches over all the internet land. Except for the hyenas. Nobody likes the hyenas.

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He is the Almighty Helix Fossil.

Praise him.

Praise him.

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A better question is how did this guy friend him? http://www.bzpower.com/board/index.php?showuser=110952

And, if he doesn't have a mouth, how can this guy be frowned upon? http://www.bzpower.com/board/index.php?showuser=14060

"it is a long story"

 

Wish the guy was still around. Then we could actually ask.

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Somehow I don't think he was around to make that many posts.

Oh he made every single one. Hapori Dume was a really important member of our forums and losing him was really a shame for us all.

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Somehow I don't think he was around to make that many posts.

 

WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THAT NAME HERE.

 

Yeah seriously this is discussing Banned Members that's illegal rawrdy rawr rawr

 

Now we must wait and see if Hapori Tohu will forgive them.

Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story.


 


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