Protodite Karzahni Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 Ah, Bionicle Caption Contest, where would BZPower be without you? Pretty much the same place apparently, as we have all survived more than a week without it. BUT NO MORE! For I, The Wretched Automaton, have taken it upon myself to return it to its former glory, having been the only person left who was interested in maintaining it before the BZPocalypse struck, felling many of our good friends and threads. Given we have all (Read: I have) missed Bionicle Caption Contest oh so dearly, it's time to bring it back, starting anew, and what better way to do that, celebrating its newfound...newness than by starting up with the exact same picture the game started with last time! I'm sure given how everyone who remembers this game has seen it at least once, there are tons of wacky and hilarious interpretations we have all thought up for it. But, before we begin, let us set up a few ground rules, hmm?[*]The purpose of the game is for me, or any other game masters who volunteer later on should they prove necessary, to post a picture of anything Bionicle related, be it from an advert, comic, film, or even the sets themselves. Your job is to give them a caption, adding humour, or enhancing any already there. But it doesn't just have to be funny. Depending on the caption, I may decide humour isn't all that important and select something more thought provoking. Although comedy is good, so that's probably the easiest.[*]This is simple enough. Nothing sexist, racist or anything else. Let's keep it fun and friendly, huh?[*]No complaining if you didn't win. It's a game, the point is to try your best, and if you don't win immediately, try again. You may be lucky.[*]No hating on the game masters decision. Seriously, you could hurt my feelings if you say it was a stupid choice. And we don't want that, do we? =(So, let's get this underway! Good luck everyone! I've got the power (power)! Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steelsheen Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 What is this white liquid coming from my gears?(Ftr, that's a Bolt reference. Just in case you haven't seen the movie.) Quote Current Epic: Life is a Blank - last post Jan. 22 My Library: The Esoteric Athenaeum Member of the Epic Critics' Club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squishyfrog Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 #1 reason as to why it's bad to be a metal robot on a tropical island. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zahaki Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 LEVEL UP! Quote Art:Antique Bionicle Cards:Comics:The Guardians of Gevra-Nui:The Legends of Taladi-Nui:Terrible Comics:Signature Under-construction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 (edited) "What do you mean LEGO doesn't need glue?"EDIT: I changed mine, 'cause I thought of a better one. I didn't see any rules against it. Edited November 2, 2011 by Pirok the Va-Matoran Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Spirit DM Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Ooh, shiny! Quote Conflux: BIONICLE Tabletop Combat System Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legolover-361 Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 The power... OH SNAP WHERE ARE MY PANTS!? Quote (( BZPRPG profiles: Kynaera, Nova )) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X-Ray Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Tahu's new body wash did clean his whole body, but it also caused him to get stuck in this pose. Tahu: Uh... help? Quote "Though one may be overpowered, two can defend themselves. A cord of three strands is not quickly broken." - Ecclesiastes 4:12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblitus Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 YYAAWWNN. Coming Mom..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltraHau Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 I knew I should have waterproofed myself... Quote Every moment gives us a chance to become more than what we are.-Ryu, Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike: Fight for the FutureNot luck. It's what you do that makes you a hero.-Kopaka Nuva, MoLI have but one destiny.-Takanuva, MoL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dotcom Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Suddenly, Tahu found himself wishing he hadn't eaten all those flashlights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZippyWharrgarbl Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Tahu's recent discovery: What happens when yu drink the tasty-looking liquid inside a glow stick. (I WARNED YOU ABOUT KANOHI BRO, I TOLD YOU DOG) Quote Memoirs of the Dead entry: The Unknown Turaga, a tale from the late Chronicler Kodan's journal. Strakk's Best Friend, the story of a confusing yet somehow canon friendship. Terrible Comics, a collection of comics that are terrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghosthands Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Tahu felt energy flooding his body, new strength after so many years of slumber coursing through his limbs, giving him the power he needed to complete his destiny - And that's why you should buy new Lucozade Fusion! With over 4000 joules of energy in each bottle and no added sugar*, refreshing hydrogen hydroxide compound, and 6 deliciously fruity flavours, Lucozade Fusion gives YOU the power to achieve your destiny**! *Only applies to sugar added before flavouring while dancing a jig, singing Auld Lang Syne and wearing a gorilla suit.**Please note that if it is not your destiny to drink Lucozade Fusion, it may dissolve your intestines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa of Dancing Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Get ready for takeoff in 3... 2... 1... Quote This is a signature that describes me as a person. Lazy, dry, and overall just a procra... *insert placeholder signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Podu Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Caption: When Tahu farts.... Quote 99.9% of BIONICLE fans forgot about Podu. If you happen to be the 0.1% that still remember him, copy and paste this into your sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Tahu felt energy flooding his body, new strength after so many years of slumber coursing through his limbs, giving him the power he needed to complete his destiny - And that's why you should buy new Lucozade Fusion! With over 4000 joules of energy in each bottle and no added sugar*, refreshing hydrogen hydroxide compound, and 6 deliciously fruity flavours, Lucozade Fusion gives YOU the power to achieve your destiny**! *Only applies to sugar added before flavouring while dancing a jig, singing Auld Lang Syne and wearing a gorilla suit.**Please note that if it is not your destiny to drink Lucozade Fusion, it may dissolve your intestines. LOL. =P Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghosthands Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Tahu felt energy flooding his body, new strength after so many years of slumber coursing through his limbs, giving him the power he needed to complete his destiny - And that's why you should buy new Lucozade Fusion! With over 4000 joules of energy in each bottle and no added sugar*, refreshing hydrogen hydroxide compound, and 6 deliciously fruity flavours, Lucozade Fusion gives YOU the power to achieve your destiny**! *Only applies to sugar added before flavouring while dancing a jig, singing Auld Lang Syne and wearing a gorilla suit. **Please note that if it is not your destiny to drink Lucozade Fusion, it may dissolve your intestines. LOL. =P Hydrogen hydroxide LOL. Chemistry jokes FTW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Toa Lhikevikk- Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 CAPTION: See kids, this is why you don't snog lightbulb sockets.TAHU: ...and knowing is half the battle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Konorix Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Pressure builds as Tahu makes his decision as to whether to be a Toa, or a ghost... Quote If you don't copy and paste things to your sig, copy and paste this to your sig. I AM A LINK! HEAR ME ROAR! '< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Hydrogen HydroxideDestroy Hydrogen Oxide! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! (Not a caption) Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Lautrec Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 You got the touch!You got the power! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 GAAAAH!!! MY HAND MUST NOT BE A POWER CORD!!! IT BURNS US PRECIOUS!! Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Let's Henshin! Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 (edited) It's morphin time. Edited October 28, 2011 by Toa Onarax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touko Fukawa Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 (edited) ''Try the new Glowstone lotion'' they said! ''It's perfectly safe with no side effects!'' they said...EDIT: I HATE TYPOS BLARGHHHHHH (Not a caption) Edited October 28, 2011 by Last of the Time Lords Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolarSurge Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 (edited) Caption: Why taking a bath with Mr. Toaster is not a good idea. Edited October 28, 2011 by Solare Quote \/ The user below me is dumb a neat guy. \/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katuko Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 "When electromagnetism fails to pull you together, there is always glue." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 After the inhabitants of Mata Nui have moved to Spherus Magna, the Matoran think it was best to create a statue of the brave Toa that had led them to victory. Sadly, the Matoran couldn't find any pieces to create a statue of Tahu. The next best solution, force feed him lots of glue and stick a flashlight in his stomach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trijhak Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Caption: And so, the fateful day Tahu learnt he was part Time Lord led to him using up all 13 forms... in a single day. We're not sure how that happened either.(Not a caption: this the only thing I can think of) Quote On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
16N1K4 Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 (edited) <Trainer> used Fire Stone on Tahu.What? Tahu is evolving! Edited November 7, 2011 by 16N1K4 Quote 16N1K4 elsewhere: • Instagram (MOC-focused) • personal blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katuko Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Quick question: When will the winner be announced and a new picture put up? I seem to remember each picture running for a week or so in the last topic, with whomever had the best caption deciding the new image to use. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenore Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 "What?!?! Am I a toa of fire or steam?" Quote Blog "A Cask of Amontillado": Breaking News Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protodite Karzahni Posted November 19, 2011 Author Share Posted November 19, 2011 (edited) Well, that was a longer wait than I intended. Some of you may have gotten bored, but I present my sincerest apologies. Let's see you deal with three 1000-1500 word essays for coursework, personal life and then a game. But never fear, for the one you love and respect most has returned to you all! And this time I bring pictures! Pictures for all to enjoy!And the award goes to: Festus! And now, for round 2, let us feast upon this bountiful image!Thok: Um, Hakkan. I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. Edited November 21, 2011 by The Wretched Automaton Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Toa Lhikevikk- Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 THOK: I cross the void beyond the mind, the endless space that circles time. I see where others stumble blind, to seek a truth they never find. Eternal wisdom is my guide, I am the Drifter!HAKANN: Thok, shut up and tell me what the heck is happening here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 Isn't sky-diving fun? Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katuko Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 "Of course Thok knows that cool people don't look at explosions!"(Pardon the terrible pun. ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 Thok: YES! I FINALLY DID IT! Awesome explosion with us jumping away in front of it just in time! Isn't this awesome Hakann? Hakann?Hakann: AIEEEEEE! Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa of Dancing Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Thok: Smile for the camera, strike an awesome pose, have an explosion behind me!Hakann: I never get any credit...OrHakann: Photo bomb!Also, TWA, Write what you want linked, highlight it, and then press the add link button. Paste the url, then go. Quote This is a signature that describes me as a person. Lazy, dry, and overall just a procra... *insert placeholder signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protodite Karzahni Posted November 21, 2011 Author Share Posted November 21, 2011 Ye gods it works! Many thanks, Discor- I mean, ToDD. Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaT in Rogue Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 I'm melting! MELTiiiiing... Quote "Whether that is right or not...I also...as a Rider...have a wish that I want to fulfill." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 (edited) Thok: We're are blasting off again!Hakann: You think?!(Not a caption: Ohmygosh, ohmygosh, ohmygosh, this is the first time I actually won a caption contest! Thanks, Automaton!) Edited November 24, 2011 by Festus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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