JAG18 Posted February 13, 2015 Posted February 13, 2015 (edited) Bionicle Would Never Say: In Bionicle Would Never Say you take a line, provided by the previous poster, that was said by a character in Bionicle canon and alter it to be something simultaneously out of character and humorous. Examples: Poster 1: Vakama Poster 2: "Of course Toa are killers! Here let me demonstrate. For those more silent characters you can post something that is against their established character. Poster 3: Vengeance Poster 4: "You killed Lhikan? Thanks friend, I always hated that guy." And that's it, first someone posts a character then the next person posts a line that they would never say plus another character and so on. Additional Rules: 1) All BZPower rules apply. 2) KEEP IT CLEAN 3) You can use the same character more than once. Alright, lets start things off with the master of one-liners Vezon. Edited February 13, 2015 by JAG18 1 Quote
The Hip Historian Iaredios Posted February 13, 2015 Posted February 13, 2015 (edited) "I do say ol' chap, your flesh exoskeletal opening needs an update in deodorant, most rancid I must say". *sips tea with pinky up*. Edited February 13, 2015 by Iaredios 1 Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Spherus Magna redo | Tzais-Kuluu | Pushing Back The Tide | Last Words | Black Coronation | Blue Man Bound | Visions of Thasos ن We are all but grey specks in a dark complex before a single white light
JAG18 Posted February 13, 2015 Author Posted February 13, 2015 Make sure you end your post with a character. Axonn Quote
The Hip Historian Iaredios Posted February 13, 2015 Posted February 13, 2015 Make sure you end your post with a character. Axonn Oh, I was thinking that would be better, but the way you phrased it, it sounded like one person gives a character, and another gives a line of speech. Alrighty, got'chya. ----------------- ----------------- ------------------ ---------------- "You know what? Being a good guy is boring... I am going back to being a tyrant. Cya guys; oh, and to Karzahni with y'all! Hahaha!" Onepu Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Spherus Magna redo | Tzais-Kuluu | Pushing Back The Tide | Last Words | Black Coronation | Blue Man Bound | Visions of Thasos ن We are all but grey specks in a dark complex before a single white light
Specter Knight Posted February 13, 2015 Posted February 13, 2015 (Man, I remember something like this on the Lego Message boards...) "Nah, I don't feel like being productive today." Or... "Ussal crabs? who cares about them?" Makuta Teridax Quote (I'll do this eventually, I swear...) My BZPRPG Characters Corpus Rahkshi Characters: Kol Arsenal Swarm Amalgamation Skyrise Characters: Zavon
JAG18 Posted February 13, 2015 Author Posted February 13, 2015 "Forget plans I'm making this up as I go along." Tahu. Quote
Toa Smoke Monster Posted February 13, 2015 Posted February 13, 2015 'If Kopaka tells me to do something, I will do it without question!' Tren Krom Quote Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story.
Dapper I Guess Posted February 14, 2015 Posted February 14, 2015 "What? Oh, right. The exit's that-a-way." Lesovikk. Quote Back for a nostaliga trip, I guess.
Toa Smoke Monster Posted February 14, 2015 Posted February 14, 2015 'I like Zyglak a lot!' Garan Quote Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story.
Dapper I Guess Posted February 14, 2015 Posted February 14, 2015 "Let me tell you about this gentleman named Zaktann..." Zaktann. Quote Back for a nostaliga trip, I guess.
Toa Smoke Monster Posted February 14, 2015 Posted February 14, 2015 'The Mask of Life sounds lame. Who would want it?' A Vorox. Quote Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story.
JAG18 Posted February 14, 2015 Author Posted February 14, 2015 "Don't worry about my stinging tail, it's harmless." Lariska. 7 Quote
Specter Knight Posted February 14, 2015 Posted February 14, 2015 "Nah, He's not worth assassinating." Gali Quote (I'll do this eventually, I swear...) My BZPRPG Characters Corpus Rahkshi Characters: Kol Arsenal Swarm Amalgamation Skyrise Characters: Zavon
Trijhak Posted February 14, 2015 Posted February 14, 2015 "Enough with the unity, we work better alone. And what about the Matoran? They're weak. We shouldn't care about them. We shouldn't protect them. We should rule over them with an iron fist." Mata Nui. Quote On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart.
Toa Smoke Monster Posted February 14, 2015 Posted February 14, 2015 'Hey, Makuta. I know you took over my universe, but I have a giant robot body too. Let's go destroy some stuff together!' Onewa Quote Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story.
JAG18 Posted February 14, 2015 Author Posted February 14, 2015 "I'll do anything Vakama says! He's the best." Icarax. Quote
Specter Knight Posted February 14, 2015 Posted February 14, 2015 "Teridax, You know I'm no good at fighting." Nuju Quote (I'll do this eventually, I swear...) My BZPRPG Characters Corpus Rahkshi Characters: Kol Arsenal Swarm Amalgamation Skyrise Characters: Zavon
Toa Smoke Monster Posted February 15, 2015 Posted February 15, 2015 'I love hanging out with people!' Pouks 2 Quote Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story.
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted February 15, 2015 Posted February 15, 2015 "Norik insists Keetongu exists. Iruini insists he doesn't, that it's all a myth. Me? If there's a chance of a cure for the Toa Hordika, I say let's hide it from them. Why should they be cured while we remain Rahaga?" Kopaka Quote
Dapper I Guess Posted February 16, 2015 Posted February 16, 2015 "I am terrified of heights! You guys should know this by now!" Matoro. Quote Back for a nostaliga trip, I guess.
Toa Smoke Monster Posted February 16, 2015 Posted February 16, 2015 'Turaga, I don't want to keep your secrets. I'm going to tell everyone what they are!' Roodaka Quote Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story.
Vezyon Posted February 16, 2015 Posted February 16, 2015 "Go ahead, eat Sidorak's throne, Vakama, he won't be mad at all." Vakama Quote
Toa Smoke Monster Posted February 16, 2015 Posted February 16, 2015 'Toa don't keep their word. If they do, they won't be exactly like the foes they face.' The Shadowed One Quote Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story.
Specter Knight Posted February 16, 2015 Posted February 16, 2015 "You're right, I really am going nuts." OR... "Lhikan? Who cares about him?" Vezok Quote (I'll do this eventually, I swear...) My BZPRPG Characters Corpus Rahkshi Characters: Kol Arsenal Swarm Amalgamation Skyrise Characters: Zavon
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted February 16, 2015 Posted February 16, 2015 "You guys are so awesome, let's have a group hug." Turaga Dume Quote
Dapper I Guess Posted February 16, 2015 Posted February 16, 2015 "Eh... Matoran? What's a Matoran? Is that a type of fish?" Brutaka. Quote Back for a nostaliga trip, I guess.
Kovika: Visorak Lord Posted February 17, 2015 Posted February 17, 2015 (edited) "I will never lose faith in Mata Nui despite recent events."Sis oral Edit: Karzing Autocorrect! I meant Sidorak. Edited February 17, 2015 by Kovika Quote "In this new- Wait, why am I being quoted?!"-Kovika, Toa of Ice, Bread Enthusiast, and Ko-Metru Scholar. [flash=250,100]http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted February 17, 2015 Posted February 17, 2015 "Er... who am I, exactly? I don't think I showed up in the story at all." [i think autocorrect got you there, there is no Sis oral] Sidorak Quote
Guest Posted February 17, 2015 Posted February 17, 2015 "Oy, Kaytawngoo, old chap! Let's sit down for some tea, eh?" Keetongu. Quote
Toa Smoke Monster Posted February 17, 2015 Posted February 17, 2015 (edited) 'My name is Key-to-Nongu, not Keetongu.' Krika Edited February 17, 2015 by The Master Sword Quote Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story.
Dapper I Guess Posted February 17, 2015 Posted February 17, 2015 "Oh, Teridax? He's quite the upstanding gentleman." Nokama. Quote Back for a nostaliga trip, I guess.
Akavakaku Posted February 17, 2015 Posted February 17, 2015 "VHISOLA! How dare you risk your life trying to get a Great Disk? Don't you know you're the most important Matoran in Metru Nui?" Mutran. Quote ( The bunny slippers hiss and slither into the shadows. ) -Takuaka: Toa of TimeWhat if the Toa you know best were not destined to be? Interchange: The epic begins
Specter Knight Posted February 17, 2015 Posted February 17, 2015 "I strongly believe that all living creatures must never be tampered with in any way, shape, or form." Jaller Quote (I'll do this eventually, I swear...) My BZPRPG Characters Corpus Rahkshi Characters: Kol Arsenal Swarm Amalgamation Skyrise Characters: Zavon
Guest Posted February 17, 2015 Posted February 17, 2015 "Crabs? Bah, I'm no Takua!" *squish* Gelu. Quote
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted February 17, 2015 Posted February 17, 2015 "Don't worry about paying me, I just love helping people out." Gorast Quote
JAG18 Posted February 17, 2015 Author Posted February 17, 2015 "Sorry, I can't help you fight the Toa I'm a pacifist." Ackar. Quote
Toa Smoke Monster Posted February 17, 2015 Posted February 17, 2015 'I'm too young to keep fighting in the arena.' Tuma Quote Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story.
Guest Posted February 17, 2015 Posted February 17, 2015 "Could you massage my back for me?" Takanuva. Quote
Toa Smoke Monster Posted February 17, 2015 Posted February 17, 2015 'The light is too bright! I LOVE the dark!' The Protector of Water Quote Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story.
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