Final Moments...

[Dallior]

OK, hello everyone! This little game right here is an entry into the FIRST EVER G&T CONTEST EVER so please vote for it when voting happens!

 

FINAL MOMENTS... THE GAME

 

So, in this beautifully beautiful game... of beauty... the goal is to tell how a certain character in Bionicle canon (i.e. Lewa, Vezon, Tiribomba) would pass on and their last words, then list another character for the next player to describe.

 

EXAMPLE:

 

Player 1: Lewa

Player 2: Is attacked by the strange beings in Bota Magna. LAST WORDS: "Tell Gali I loved her..." NEXT CHARACTER: Vezok

 

And so on. 

 

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!

 

The longer and more feeling-inducing your post is, the more points you get! You get 1 point for every 25 words you have in your description/last words. Since this will end in 2 weeks, the person with the most points in two weeks WINS and also gets a cameo in the Dallior Studios comedy/epic of his/her/it's choice!

 

 

 

CURRENT POINTS:

 

PyroLizardPrime: 15

Toa Onaku: 8

Dragon11603: 8

Daronus: 3

Ghidora: 2

 

 

 

I'll start: 

 

JALLER

Edited March 4, 2015 by -Windrider-

[Chro]

accidentally backstabbed by Takanuva - "youuu... kolhii-head..."

 

Vastus

[Irrie]

Is buried in an avalanche. "Hey, that looks familiar somehow..." 

 

Keetongu

[McNugget]

Is Killed by ironically Visorak Poisoning "Oh the Irony!"

 

"Ta-KOOOOOOOO-A" -Jaller, MoL

So yes, Takua

Edited March 3, 2015 by Dragon11603

[Ghidora131]

Killed by Takanuva light/shadow appearance(2008) timewise paradox. "What the Karzahni?!..."

 

 

 

Umbra

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

Caught in a house of mirrors in his light form unable to escape and eventually fizzles out. "Oh this was a bad idea."

 

Lhikan.

[Dallior]

Died from being attacked by his former comrade-turned-Dark-Hunter. "Y U NO LUV ME?"

 

Pohatu: Master of Stone

[Klanadack]

While fighting the LOSS, he accidentally misses one of his boomerang throws due to the lord's incredibly small size. The boomerang strikes a cactus, which comes down on top of him, killing both him and the LOSS...  "Seriously?! Of all the heroic, over the top ways to go, I get one that is neither..."

 

Next character: Vezon

[Chro]

breaks the fourth wall, realizes his mistake, is deleted

 

no last words

 

 

 

Zaktan

[Dallior]

While fighting the LOSS, he accidentally misses one of his boomerang throws due to the lord's incredibly small size. The boomerang strikes a cactus, which comes down on top of him, killing both him and the LOSS...  "Seriously?! Of all the heroic, over the top ways to go, I get one that is neither..."

 

Next character: Vezon

54 words! PyroLizard is leader of the pack with 2 points! Start writing those epitaphs!

[Ghidora131]

Unfortunately, due to the laws of physics, and the laws of mental difficulty under ice cream headache, Zaktan should never have gotten that chilled mango smoothie, for when he did, he lost mental control over his body and drifted away into nothingness. "No! my embrace is no longer crazy!..."

 

 

 

Great spirit robot

[Klanadack]

If only the mighty great spirit robot had seen the colossal meteor falling from the sky seconds after it was awakened from it's coma, it might have been able to avoid it's decapitation, and subsequent destruction, when it's lifeless corpse fell millions of feet below, onto the surface of aqua magna, creating a massive tidal wave that not only flooded any and all land on the planet, including the island of Mata Nui, but that also drowned every being in the matoran universe, due to the water leaking into the robot's headless body. 

"Well... That was anticlimactic..."

 

Next character: Roodaka

[McNugget]

Killed by her own Pet Kahgarak, Whilst eating a Banana, and Riding a unicycle, and also Riding the Kahgarak, The Kahagarak said "I dont like Bananas or unicycles" And Jumped into a Pit filled with Fire, Roodaka's last words? "This is a Good Banan- Wait, Bad Visorak, Bad Bad Bad! Ow! Hot hot hot!"

 

Unkown Makuta #83. There were 100. Just so ya know.

[Specter Knight]

Death by Nature turning against him due to Teridax taking control of the Great Spirit Robot "These trees... Closing around my limbs... These rocks... carving into my legs... These vines, coming closer to my face... Nature can't act like this! It certainly cant-! Wait. This must all be engineered! Someone else is pulling the strings! This is not Mata nui's work, he wouldn't think to kill me... Wait! Only one person could come up with this... CURSE YOU, TERIDAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*Glurk*

 

Axonn

[Dallior]

Moved to first post

Edited March 3, 2015 by Dallior

[McNugget]

Brutaka Kills Him via a super Complicated Poison tipped Sword, that Is Made out of a flip phone, applesauce, Cheese Grater, and Icee machine, the exact details aren't important, but Axonn says "I renounce you Brutaka!"

 

Pohatu.

 

Hey, in all I have 107 words!, Second Place so far!

Edited March 3, 2015 by Dragon11603

[Klanadack]

In the scene where Pohatu weakens the rock structure by repeatedly kicking a rock into it, tragedy struck: the stone, instead of being harmlessly bounced off of Pohatu's chest, misses entirely, flies across the island of Mata Nui, before falling into a dimensional portal, with Pohatu in hot pursuit of his favorite rock. After traveling through many alternate universes, including Dark mirror, the Kingdom, a dimension where the elemental roles of water and every other element were switched (blue characters are male, everyone else is female), a dimension where rahkshi go to a special rahkshi school, a dimension where the to a Mata failed to stop makuta, and a dimension where romance is canon, Pohatu and his precious rock end up in the Lomn universe, where the rock is eaten by a stone elemental. Swearing revenge, Pohatu battles the stone elemental to the death, and pries his rock out of the creature's dead stomach. After the fight, Pohatu encounters a series of platforms, which he tries to jump across. He makes the first jump, but dies inexplicably when his feet touch the platform...

"Whew.. I ma..."

 

Next character: Tren Krom

[McNugget]

Tren Krom went to Space, ate a Cheese, Then proceeded to Mars, Where he Met Abraham Lincoln, Master of Mars, he and Abe, They were best buds, Until JWB came, Tren Krom was so angry he went off to Find JWB, and destroy him, but, Tren Krom Fell on a Pebble, and Due to being entirely Organic, he Poked his eye out, he went to the CVS, Got a Band-ade, then he walked outside, and Tripped on a Pebble, this Time, a Nivawk kame and Pecked his other Eye out, and thus he couldn't see to go back into CVS, and Died Because of an infection, Last words? "Who turned out da Lights?"

 

Jaller the Komau wearing Metrutoran.

Edited March 3, 2015 by Dragon11603

[Klanadack]

Jaller was grabbed from his workspace by the Morbuzakh, and taken into the great furnace, where the Morbuzakh liked to consume any matoran it captured by force feeding them Mukau burgers until they resembled a noble kanohi rau, then cooking them alive in the furnace's flames. Luckily for Jaller, the deceased to a Pohatu's favorite rock fell through a dimensional portal onto the Morbuzakh vines holding Jaller, allowing him to escape. Jaller pried open the exit door, but to his surprise, the fire elemental from Lomn (aka my profile picture) emerged from the door, and engaged the Morbuzakh in combat. The elemental took one bite out of the Morbuzakh's vines, decided that they tasted like crud, and, howling with rage, flew back to the island of Mata Nui, where it became stuck in a glitched out room forever. Jaller ran out of the furnace, only to find Takua being pursued by his personal Vahki squad. Shaking his head, he began to walk away, but was stopped by another dimensional portal, which he fell into. He emerged in a room that contained a kahgarack consuming the corpse of a Female Vortixx, with a half eaten banana lying nearly. Feeling hungry, Jaller ate the banana, and instantly gained amazing powers, including the ability to fly, fire lasers from his komau, and create dimensional portals. Using these newfound powers, he created a portal back to Metru Nui, and after a fierce battle, he managed to slay the Morbuzakh. Feeling adventurous, he decided to fly up as high as he could, struck his head on the bottom of the island of Mata Nui, and fell to his death, making a sizable mess below.

"The banana... It has failed meeeeeeee!!!"

 

Next character: Makuta Antroz

Edited March 3, 2015 by PyroLizard Prime

[Irrie]

Is eaten by the mountain at Xia. 

"Mutran...why does this thing exist?" 

 

Podu 

[Klanadack]

After being enslaved by "Turaga" Ahkmou, Podu was forced to create statues of makuta Teridax, along with all the other Po-Matoran in Metru Nui. Podu eventually decided to rebel, since creating statues of the same thing over and over again is incredibly boring. Podu snuck out of the Sculpture fields, and made his way to the great temple,where he hoped to transform into a toa, just like six legendary heroes who came there thousands of years ago. This didn't work out, so Podu decided to try and raid the archives for ancient weapons. To his surprise, he found a blade, shaped like a banana, capable of firing lasers from it's tip. Podu ruches to the Colosseum, where Ahkmou dwelled. Easily dispatching the rahkshi guards, Podu charged at Ahkmou, with every intention of slaying him right then and there, but unfortunately, tragedy struck: A dimensional portal teleported a rotten banana peel in front of the Po-matoran, causing him so slip and fall onto his own sword, impaling and killing him.

"Curse you, Banana sword!"

 

Next character: The Gold Skinned being

Edited March 3, 2015 by PyroLizard Prime

[Akavakaku]

The Skakdi under its command dream of a universe where Skakdi are more powerful than any other being. The GSB, like all non-Skakdi, becomes as weak as a novice Toa. The Skakdi no longer need or have any use for it, so they make it their slave, just like everything else. Centuries later, it leads a rebellion against the Skakdi and sacrifices itself in battle to defeat them decisively. "Perhaps one day... all beings may have the opportunity to see their dreams fulfilled."

 

Helryx.

Edited March 4, 2015 by Akavakaku

[Ghidora131]

As Helryx is the leader of the Order of Mata Nui, I would seem best to fully monitor the intake of members which they receive. Sadly, that would not be the case for member ikawalaga(not a word), who was secretely an accomplice of the dastardly Brotherhood of Makuta. By certain calamities, if you will, unexpected shipments of falsely labeled "goodies" were brought aboard a large shipping vehicle. The items, unfortunately, turned out to be explosives. So ikawalaga secretely placed them carefully all over the interior and exterior of the headquarters, rigging them all to Helryx's throne for when she would sit in it. Unbelievably, one day she sat in it. And that ignited the explosives, destroying every single bit of her once spectacular headquarters, leading to an all-out assault by the Brotherhood of Makuta, headed by Teridax himself. As Helryx readied her entire force to combat the dreaded Makuta in what would most likely be her final fight, ikawalaga came up from behind and dueled her for an hour. Sidestepping, Helrxy swung the blade into ikawalaga's side, spewing antidermis everywhere as ikawalaga slumped to the ground. As she defeated two more Makuta with her killer battle moves, she never expected to face Teridax himself, who was much more menacing than his 2003 set depiction. He made the first move, slamming into her as she fired two spikes of water at him. Bringing his staff up over his head, he locked with her and her own personal blade for emergency uses. But just as she slipped the lock and attempted to drive her sword into his midsection, three other brotherhood members skewered her upper torso with three black, twisted blades of nothing but pure shadow. As she sat dying, she managed to croak out "Why wasn't... There... My destiny?..."

 

 

 

Nuparu (Mahri)

[Sergei Rahkmaninoff]

(I don't feel like the points thing is nessecary, as it encourages players to simply spam as much randomness down as possible rather than put good thought into what they're saying. But, whatever.)

 

A Boxor explodes, and Nuparu is fatally wounded by the shrapnel. "I'm an engineer.. not a poet... I don't... know... what... to... say..."

 

Taipu

[Onaku]

Taipu had been mining for days on end, trying to expand the tunnel from Onu-Koro to Le-Wahi, when he suddenly started feeling the air getting hotter. He unfortunately paid no heed to this strangeness, and kept working at the rock in front of him. After a while, the heat was all but unbearable, and Taipu was starting to wonder what could be causing this. But being the dutiful miner he was, he simply kept going, chipping away the rock so that his people could have a breath of fresh Le-Wahi air.

 

It was only a short time more that Taipu felt the heat searing his armor. Being that he had been to Ta-Koro a few times, he wasn't largely bothered by this, having gotten used to heat. But when his thoughts trailed to this fact, he suddenly got an idea for what could be causing the heat. "Magma? But why would there be magma under Le-Wa-" Before he could finish, the tunnel wall in front of him collapsed, flooding searing magma at him that instantly incinerated him.

 

His last words ended up being the ones he uttered before even realizing his own peril. Later, it turns out he had been mining in the wrong direction, and had ended up mining into the magma chute under Mangai.

 

 

Onua

Edited March 4, 2015 by Toa Onaku

[McNugget]

Died by horrible Train accident on Blooper Magna, Last words "I'm... UN... STOPPABL-" RERRRRRRRRR

 

Gukko Bird

Edited March 4, 2015 by Dragon11603

[Irrie]

Died after Jaller and Takua abandoned it in Ko-Wahi. "This is supposed to be a kids' movie!"

 

Stronius

[McNugget]

Died in the Battle of the Generals in a Glatorian Arena, Tuma, Vastus, 79 Skrall Troops, Atackus, and the Skrall with its Black Kopaka Sword all Died as well in the Massacre of Bara Magna Led by the General Grievous Set coming in October, "I... Am... THE... BEST... GENERAL!" Said Stronius as He fell back, head Sliced off by four Light Sabers.

 

Helryx 

[Onaku]

Failed to see a huge boulder falling onto her. "How... undignified..."

 

Mack Utah Terry Dex

[McNugget]

Died from not Being part of Bionicle. "I Knew I didn't Exist."

 

Acid Fly

[Klanadack]

Eaten by a Base Spider

 

"Buzzzzzzzz........."

 

Next character: Krekka

[McNugget]

Killed By Teridax for, well, no reason, 

 

"Duuuuhhh"

 

 

 

Invincibility Robots brand: Tuma

[Onaku]

Never actually died, but every time he goes to sleep, he repeats the same words to himself while crying: "I am the mighty Tuma!"

 

Vakama

[McNugget]

Death by Constantly Blaming himself for everything. last words "Its all my Fault I'm dying!"

 

Onewa

Edited March 7, 2015 by Dragon11603

[Ghidora131]

Onewa met his unfortunate demise when Vakama met his, and he jumped to the leadership position. Unfortunately for him, an assassination attempt was going to happen to Vakama, but it happened to him instead. How did it work? he simply swallowed a grenade, thinking it was a brussel sprout. "Hey guys, this Is actua-"

 

 

The next being to meet their demise will be Krika.

[Specter Knight]

Krika (somehow) managed to survive becoming super intangible, but when he re-materialized, he was outside the Great spirit robot, Teridax had already taken over and stood up with that massive robot body of his. Seeing Krika helpless in the water, He proceeded to step on him, not only drowning him in the water, but eventually crushing him at the ocean floor. according to eyewitnesses (AKA fish and seabirds), these were the insectoid's last words before being stepped on:

"Oh, for THE LOVE OF-"

 

Next on the chopping block is Krahka.

[McNugget]

Died by transforming into a Bohrok, thus being controlled by Bahrag, and so his mind basically died, "Must, Cleanse, The, Island!"

 

Krekka

[Ford]

Krekka thinks to himself as he is about to become a puddle of melted components caused by a fire ball created by the Toa known as Norik:

Man, the Shadowed One must hate. I mean, he must really hate me if he thinks this Nidhiki character is worth my time. Sure, I may have played the part of the blubbering idiot, but I was always so loyal to him. Why set me up with this wannabe not-Toa? I guess this is it, then. Here with the thing that drew me down to this. Nidhiki... Maybe he'll be dumb enough to save me!

 

Krekka: Nidhiki! Help me!

 

Nidhiki: Nope.

 

Krekka: Help me, or Teridax gets to control the universe!

 

(The fire ball hits Krekka, who is melted upon impact)

 

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Gali

Edited March 7, 2015 by Fordianl

[Akavakaku]

Told Kopaka one too many bad puns. "You know, I'm starting to think there's snow way to cross this raviIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!"

 

The Bahrag.

Edited March 8, 2015 by Akavakaku

[McNugget]

Killed by falling off Mata-Nui when he stood up, "Mata-Nui! We're! Your! FRIENNNNNNNDS!"

 

Takadox