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Do you have any Bionicle jokes or puns? Keep in mind I mean in-universe jokes, not real-world anecdotes related to Bionicle.

 

I have one, but it only makes sense if you watch Spongebob:

 

*Ekimu takes Kulta's skull mask*

 

Kulta: Hey man, that's my mask. Give it back.

 

Ekimu: What? No way! Just -- crawl back into your hole, bone-boy!

 

Kulta: I guess I'm gonna have to take it from you...

 

Ekimu: Oh yeah? You and what army?

 

*A bunch of Skull Warriors walk up*

 

Kulta: Only the army of the living dead.

 

 

*Later on*

 

Ekimu: I did it! I got the million-dollar mask! Let's start the bidding at a million dollars!

 

Tahu: Hey buddy. Didn't you hear? They found a whole warehouse of Skull Warrior masks. They're worthless!

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Remember how Lewa fell off a tree in the bohrok-Kal online animations and tried to cover up his mistake? That is the spiritual predecessor of Kopaka slipping and pretending he didn't slip.

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Any joke from Mask of like. Makuta bones, Kohli head, etc....


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How many Ko-Matoran does it take to change a lightstone? One. They're efficient and don't have humor.

 

(I originally heard that joke about light bulbs and Germans.)

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One word:

 

Mukau.

 

 

Let the chortles begin!

 

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Matoro Mahri: THE UNIVERSE IS A RIDDLE! TODAY I AM THE ANSWER!!!

 

Hahli, sleepily: Ugh, what are you Tryna do? Raise the dead?

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Uh. I don't mean to be a buzzkill, but does anyone have jokes that are not puns?

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Not really, there's just not enough material within the bionicle universe to make clever jokes out of, only puns. Speaking of which, anyone want to know what's the name of a Po-Matoran's favorite vegetable?

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Not really, there's just not enough material within the bionicle universe to make clever jokes out of, only puns. Speaking of which, anyone want to know what's the name of a Po-Matoran's favorite vegetable?

 

Potatu.

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