Bonkle Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Do you have any Bionicle jokes or puns? Keep in mind I mean in-universe jokes, not real-world anecdotes related to Bionicle. I have one, but it only makes sense if you watch Spongebob: *Ekimu takes Kulta's skull mask* Kulta: Hey man, that's my mask. Give it back. Ekimu: What? No way! Just -- crawl back into your hole, bone-boy! Kulta: I guess I'm gonna have to take it from you... Ekimu: Oh yeah? You and what army? *A bunch of Skull Warriors walk up* Kulta: Only the army of the living dead. *Later on* Ekimu: I did it! I got the million-dollar mask! Let's start the bidding at a million dollars! Tahu: Hey buddy. Didn't you hear? They found a whole warehouse of Skull Warrior masks. They're worthless! 11 Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nescent Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 When I showed my brother Slicer's gear function, it became known as a "spooky jig." Now every time he's around, Slicer becomes a spooky dancing skeleton. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Taria Pakari Posted August 13, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted August 13, 2015 When I showed my brother Slicer's gear function, it became known as a "spooky jig." Now every time he's around, Slicer becomes a spooky dancing skeleton. I'm not sorry. 37 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makaru Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 When I showed my brother Slicer's gear function, it became known as a "spooky jig." Now every time he's around, Slicer becomes a spooky dancing skeleton. I'm not sorry. You have done a great service. 14 Quote Spoiler Alert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Naota Takizawa Posted August 13, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted August 13, 2015 When I showed my brother Slicer's gear function, it became known as a "spooky jig." Now every time he's around, Slicer becomes a spooky dancing skeleton. I'm not sorry. Best gif of all time. Anyway, it's easy to come up bionicle jokes, there are 1000 ones I could tell, and 942 of them wouldn't be understood by someone that doesn't follow the canon closely. 23 Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ford Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 "Uh oh, Lewa __________________ again. Go save him, Onua!" Kongu: a disgrace among all Toa of Air for his inability to fly. 5 Quote http://i.imgur.com/kbP5Svg.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/O8CcqC5.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/kbP5Svg.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Remember how Lewa fell off a tree in the bohrok-Kal online animations and tried to cover up his mistake? That is the spiritual predecessor of Kopaka slipping and pretending he didn't slip. 9 Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rahkshi Lalonde Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Name puns, any and all name puns. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSciFiGuy Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Any joke from Mask of like. Makuta bones, Kohli head, etc.... Quote Bionicle: ANP aims to create narrated versions of all the Bionicle books, with voice actors for each character, and music taken from various media to enhance the story. Check here if you're interested in voicing a character, and here for the chapters that've already been released!Formerly: Tahu Nuva 3.0Looking for a Bionicle Beanie. Black one with the symbol on it. Contact me if you are willing to sell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Turing Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Name puns, any and all name puns.Oh by gosh by Gali. It's time for mistletoe and Hahli! 7 Quote I really need a better signature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xan Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Oh Komaun now. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted August 15, 2015 Author Share Posted August 15, 2015 Oh Komaun now. Onewa nervously shifts his hammer between hands. Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ford Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 (edited) Way to be so Tiribombastic. Edited August 15, 2015 by FordianL 2 Quote http://i.imgur.com/kbP5Svg.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/O8CcqC5.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/kbP5Svg.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Bonkle Posted August 15, 2015 Author Popular Post Share Posted August 15, 2015 Did you hear? Gali just boxed a Tarakava and won! She had a..... killer right hook. 22 Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xan Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Iden know how to respond to that. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grungemeister Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Takua: "Jaller, is that a new mask? I thought it was different in Metru Nui."Jaller: "Huh. I guess you're right. I don't know Hau that happened." 11 Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Bionicle G1 continuation and video-game project(MUSIC COMPOSER) special thx to Inary the Gunhaver for my new username. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rahkshi Lalonde Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 see, i was gonna put an example pun on my initial post, but i guess i just... Korgot to. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 *claps* I like how Tamaru ripped off his kanohi and started taunting the bohrok in the online animations by Templar studios. 4 Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted August 15, 2015 Author Share Posted August 15, 2015 (edited) Buying one of the skull villains will cost you 15 bones. Edited July 25, 2016 by Terrorsaur 2 Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Votuko Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 I'm really Lhikan some of these jokes, keep it up. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taria Pakari Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 I swear you're all Tryna kill me with these puns... 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ford Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Are you Kadin me? Komaun!I'm a Harry Potter fan because I like the Elda Wand. 2 Quote http://i.imgur.com/kbP5Svg.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/O8CcqC5.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/kbP5Svg.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Skakdi Chronicler Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 I don't get what people Artakhan about, whats so bad about puns? 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Inika Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 How many Ko-Matoran does it take to change a lightstone? One. They're efficient and don't have humor. (I originally heard that joke about light bulbs and Germans.) 8 Quote "You are an absolute in these uncertain times. Your past is forgotten, and your future is an empty book. You must find your own destiny, my brave adventurer." -- Turaga Nokama Click here to visit my library! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madu Cabolo Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 I Kiina want to stop with the puns; they're making me swerve off the Rode. Also... Mukau. 6 Quote ~Madu- <}> <}> ~ RPG Profiles: Cresk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted August 15, 2015 Author Share Posted August 15, 2015 (edited) The Inika could move along if the Piraka stopped putting fences in the way. EDIT: Bohrok - Own one, own them all. because they're clone sets Edited August 15, 2015 by Bonkle 5 Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P~M Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 These puns are really getting out of Hahnah. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishers64 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 How many Ta-Matoran does it take to change a lightstone? None. They hire Po-Matoran to do that. 6 Quote Hero Factory RPG | Bionicle Mafia XXIX: Storyline & Theories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted August 20, 2015 Author Share Posted August 20, 2015 (edited) Bohrok Obama says:"If you like your Krana, If you wanna keep your Krana, you can keep your Krana." Edited August 21, 2015 by Bonkle 16 Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hip Historian Iaredios Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 One word: Mukau. Let the chortles begin! 2 Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Spherus Magna redo | Tzais-Kuluu | Pushing Back The Tide | Last Words | Black Coronation | Blue Man Bound | Visions of Thasos ن We are all but grey specks in a dark complex before a single white light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan McOwen Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 (edited) Bionicle memes are the worst. Edited August 20, 2015 by Logan McOwen 2 Quote I inadvertently predicted Vorox armour's use in G2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvakNuva Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Gali: Tahu did you know your mask could breathe water?Tahu: Really? How?Gali: I forgot hau 5 Quote AvakNuva You cannot destroy me. No more than you can destroy the sea, or the wind. Or … the void. - Makuta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Jaton Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 How do the skull villains clear wilderness to make usable land? They Kulta-vate. EDIT: Bohrok - Own one, own them all. because they're clone sets Buy it all,it must be bought. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FallenCor Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Bionicle memes are the worst. It's all a Mata of taste. 15 Quote Hero Factory RPG 2.0 PCs: | Erik Jet | Daren Wolfe | Henry Flint | Helen Corona | Ethan Rez | Dr. Xaal | Wasteland RPG PCs: | Mina | Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taria Pakari Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Bionicle memes are the worst.It's all a Mata of taste. Okay I admit that one was pretty good. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 Matoro Mahri: THE UNIVERSE IS A RIDDLE! TODAY I AM THE ANSWER!!! Hahli, sleepily: Ugh, what are you Tryna do? Raise the dead? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wazdakka Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 Uh. I don't mean to be a buzzkill, but does anyone have jokes that are not puns? 2 Quote Steam Name: Toa Hahli Mahri. Xbox Live Gamertag: Makuta. Minecraft Username: ThePoohster.Wants: 2003 Jaller (from Jaller and Gukko), Exo-Toa, Turaga Nuju, Turaga Vakama, Shadow Kraata, Axonn, Brutaka, Vezon & Fenrakk, Nocturn, ORANGE FIKOU.I got rid of my picture, are you happy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 (edited) Not really, there's just not enough material within the bionicle universe to make clever jokes out of, only puns. Speaking of which, anyone want to know what's the name of a Po-Matoran's favorite vegetable? Edited August 22, 2015 by Lewa the Soaring Champion 1 Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taria Pakari Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 Not really, there's just not enough material within the bionicle universe to make clever jokes out of, only puns. Speaking of which, anyone want to know what's the name of a Po-Matoran's favorite vegetable? Potatu. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 It's actually Kohli-flower. 13 Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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