FallenCor Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 Uh. I don't mean to be a buzzkill, but does anyone have jokes that are not puns? How many Toa does it take to resurrect the Great Spirit? *runs* 7 Quote Hero Factory RPG 2.0 PCs: | Erik Jet | Daren Wolfe | Henry Flint | Helen Corona | Ethan Rez | Dr. Xaal | Wasteland RPG PCs: | Mina | Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 One. And unfortunately, he couldn't use his own mask on himself. 1 Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FallenCor Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Knock knock. 3 Quote Hero Factory RPG 2.0 PCs: | Erik Jet | Daren Wolfe | Henry Flint | Helen Corona | Ethan Rez | Dr. Xaal | Wasteland RPG PCs: | Mina | Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Gali Okoto: Are Gali Mata's jokes really as bad as they say?Tahu Mata: In a word, yes.Gali Okoto: Exactly Hau bad are they?Tahu Mata: ...It's genetic...*faints* 1 Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Knock knock.Who's there? 4 Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FallenCor Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Knock knock.Who's there? Ta. 4 Quote Hero Factory RPG 2.0 PCs: | Erik Jet | Daren Wolfe | Henry Flint | Helen Corona | Ethan Rez | Dr. Xaal | Wasteland RPG PCs: | Mina | Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Ta who? 9 Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post SPIRIT Posted August 23, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted August 23, 2015 Why do the Toa keep losing their Kanohi? Because they forgot to use masking tape! *dodges tomatoes* 23 Quote ~ The Jazziest JtO Spoof ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Why do the Toa keep losing their Kanohi? Because they forgot to use masking tape! *dodges tomatoes* 1 Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post FallenCor Posted August 23, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted August 23, 2015 (edited) Knock knock.Who's there?Ta. Ta who? Edited August 23, 2015 by FallenCor 20 Quote Hero Factory RPG 2.0 PCs: | Erik Jet | Daren Wolfe | Henry Flint | Helen Corona | Ethan Rez | Dr. Xaal | Wasteland RPG PCs: | Mina | Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted August 23, 2015 Author Share Posted August 23, 2015 The 2008 Gali design was a big mistakea. 10 Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkSurge9411 Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Guys, I found my childhood song again! Olmak Donald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O Incoming tomatoes 4 Quote [flash=250,100]http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted August 23, 2015 Author Share Posted August 23, 2015 And on that farm he had a Mukau, E-I-E-I-O 3 Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hip Historian Iaredios Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 (edited) I made a picture specifically for this topic. If you think it's stupid, please, no hit senor... Edited August 25, 2015 by Iaredios Paerkenon 12 Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Spherus Magna redo | Tzais-Kuluu | Pushing Back The Tide | Last Words | Black Coronation | Blue Man Bound | Visions of Thasos ن We are all but grey specks in a dark complex before a single white light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The 1st Shadow Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Matoro. Knock knock.Who's there?Ta. Ta who? 7 Quote ~Your friendly, neighborhood Shadow ~Credit for Avatar and Banner goes to NickonAquaMagna~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 I knew someone would post an anti-joke. Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taria Pakari Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Matoro. Who gave you the right. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grungemeister Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 (this is a follow up to my previous joke)Turaga Vakama: Ooh, Jaller, I'm Lhikan your new mask! When do procrastinating Le-Matoran do things? Tamaru. 11 Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Bionicle G1 continuation and video-game project(MUSIC COMPOSER) special thx to Inary the Gunhaver for my new username. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 The Lhikan joke doesn't work, it sounds like this to me: Vakama: "ooh Jaller, I'm LICKING your new mask!" 1 Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grungemeister Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 The Lhikan joke doesn't work, it sounds like this to me: Vakama: "ooh Jaller, I'm LICKING your new mask!"How about "That is mask is Lhikan good"? 3 Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Bionicle G1 continuation and video-game project(MUSIC COMPOSER) special thx to Inary the Gunhaver for my new username. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted August 27, 2015 Author Share Posted August 27, 2015 It sounds like LEE-KHAN to me. 1 Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hip Historian Iaredios Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 (edited) The Lhikan joke doesn't work, it sounds like this to me: Vakama: "ooh Jaller, I'm LICKING your new mask!"How about "That is mask is Lhikan good"? I made this in response: Edited August 27, 2015 by Iaredios Paerkenon 15 Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Spherus Magna redo | Tzais-Kuluu | Pushing Back The Tide | Last Words | Black Coronation | Blue Man Bound | Visions of Thasos ن We are all but grey specks in a dark complex before a single white light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkSurge9411 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 The Lhikan joke doesn't work, it sounds like this to me: Vakama: "ooh Jaller, I'm LICKING your new mask!"Lhikan. lee-khan. There we go. The Lhikan joke doesn't work, it sounds like this to me: Vakama: "ooh Jaller, I'm LICKING your new mask!"How about "That is mask is Lhikan good"? I made this in response: That face will now haunt my dreams and soul. 3 Quote [flash=250,100]http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishers64 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 This topic made me think of these jokes that I found in the Official Greg Discussion: Q: How many kratta does it take to change a lightbulb?A: I don't know, when the light snaps on, they all scatter:Q:What kind of music do the Bahrag twins listen too?A: Boh-Rock:Q: How many matoran does it take to stuff a bean bag chair?A: Just two...if you cram them in real tight. Greg's response: LOL, actually, I liked the jokes [/nerd] 8 Quote Hero Factory RPG | Bionicle Mafia XXIX: Storyline & Theories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hip Historian Iaredios Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 (edited) The Lhikan joke doesn't work, it sounds like this to me: Vakama: "ooh Jaller, I'm LICKING your new mask!"How about "That is mask is Lhikan good"? I made this in response: [picture]That face will now haunt my dreams and soul. Which one? Faux-Sanders, Bucket-Sanders, or.... the other one? Edited August 27, 2015 by Iaredios Paerkenon 5 Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Spherus Magna redo | Tzais-Kuluu | Pushing Back The Tide | Last Words | Black Coronation | Blue Man Bound | Visions of Thasos ن We are all but grey specks in a dark complex before a single white light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkSurge9411 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 The Lhikan joke doesn't work, it sounds like this to me: Vakama: "ooh Jaller, I'm LICKING your new mask!"How about "That is mask is Lhikan good"? I made this in response: [picture]That face will now haunt my dreams and soul. Which one? Faux-Sanders, Bucket-Sanders, or.... the other one? The other one. Quote [flash=250,100]http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted August 27, 2015 Author Share Posted August 27, 2015 In response to LhiKFC, "Uh-Tenshion Okoto. heh heh heh" (You'll get it if you've seen the commercials) 2 Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Can Kapura surf? No, but Lhikan. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Tahu Mata: I am the master of fire.Tahu Okoto: HEY! You stole my line!!!Tahu Mata: And who're you?Tahu Okoto: I am Tahu, master of fire.Tahu Mata: Seriously?Tahu Okoto: Yes.Tahu Mata: Did you steal my name?Tahu Okoto: ...Maybe...Tahu Mata: So...you steal my name, maybe even my identity, and are ticked off by the fact that I stole your line?Tahu Okoto: Yes...*facepalms* I'm an idiot. 1 Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted August 29, 2015 Author Share Posted August 29, 2015 (edited) This one is kind of long and unfunny, but here we go.... I've been listening to AIK- Hero a lot lately. I like to imagine a story that goes with songs, so I was imagining the Inika losing the Ignika in the ocean (there it goes, again) and turning into the Mahri. Axonn is the announcer in the Mahri animation. So I see the Mahri encountering the Barakki (the dirt under your feet is gone), and when it says "now it's time to make it right" I can just see Axonn sitting in the Toa Terrain Crawler, sipping coffee, but then he jumps up and fumbles for the radio (you better make it right.) Get it, get it, because he's the voice in the Mahri animation? Edited August 29, 2015 by Bonkle 3 Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheesy Mac n Cheese Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Name puns, any and all name puns.Oh by gosh by Gali. It's time for mistletoe and Hahli! Funny, I just thought of that a while ago. I made a picture specifically for this topic. If you think it's stupid, please, no hit senor... What did Reidak do in Mangaia after he was blasted by shadow bolts? Release the Kraahkan. 8 Quote My friend went to Po-Wahi and all I got was this lousy rock. Blue sea...a Ruki leaps...the sound of water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tahu3.0 Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Hit the leeeever. 2 Quote I'm just a simple man, trying to make my way in the Matoran Universe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Hit the leeeever.Lewa: Pull the lever, Onua.*pulls lever, Arena crumbles and everyone falls*Lewa: Wrong leveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer! 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arzaki Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 *tips mask* m'Gali 4 Quote I got Monster Hunter World on PS4, add me at bmrjw2 if you want Also I play FFXIV, my main is Anastasia Willow on Exodus but I've got characters on every NA datacenter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danska: Shadow Master Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Vakama: What's this 'Keetongu' you keep going on about? Norik: I don't know, but I Hordikan help 6 Quote Click on them to build them yourself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted August 31, 2015 Author Share Posted August 31, 2015 So my friends and I were touring Bara Magna, when this little Skrall walked up to us, sword drawn. So I said, "Hey man, please don't Atakus." 8 Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arzaki Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 (edited) Can I just say.*tips mask* m'GaliThis joke is perfect with my new avatar. Edited August 31, 2015 by Arzaki 2 Quote I got Monster Hunter World on PS4, add me at bmrjw2 if you want Also I play FFXIV, my main is Anastasia Willow on Exodus but I've got characters on every NA datacenter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KZN02 Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 (edited) A couple of my demotivational posters from back in the day. Edited August 31, 2015 by KZN02 7 Quote The Master of Tediosness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FallenCor Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 Matau: So Nokama still misses me...But her aim is gettin' better! 9 Quote Hero Factory RPG 2.0 PCs: | Erik Jet | Daren Wolfe | Henry Flint | Helen Corona | Ethan Rez | Dr. Xaal | Wasteland RPG PCs: | Mina | Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheesy Mac n Cheese Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 Why did Pohatu cry? He stubbed his Toa. ----------------------------------------------------------- What's DW's favorite Matoran TV show? Mary Mukau. 4 Quote My friend went to Po-Wahi and all I got was this lousy rock. Blue sea...a Ruki leaps...the sound of water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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