Onuki Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Rau Convention HeldMembers Discover Striking Similarity Lakeside Ga-Koro is still recovering from hosting its first official and third unofficial Rau Convention earlier this weekend. The prestigious event began late Friday night and reportedly only concluded after an ambitious all-nighter at sunrise on Sunday. Turaga Nokama, competent Turaga and mediocre President of the Alpha Gamma Rau Society, was seen hastily dropping the keys to the Koro in the hands of a bewildered Macku late Friday afternoon, distractedly muttering, “You’re on your own.” Reports streamed in all weekend testifying to the wide range of esoteric activities that took place behind doorways that had no doors to close. After a brief opening ceremony, Nokama allegedly called the gathering to order, enthusiastically shoving a disturbingly detailed sign-in roster under each member’s nose in turn. Following this, a mystical Reading of the Ancient Runes was held, with all members present engaging their masks in a pleasant if somewhat useless exercise of rune translation. “We only get together once a year,” explained prominent Rau Society member and occasional home appliance spokesperson Kotu. “If it weren’t for these meetings, none of Mata Nui’s crucial prophecy translation would ever get done,” she commented, citing a chief reason of Nokama’s laziness. At this accusation, Turaga Nokama was reported to gesture wildly and hurriedly explain that not even a timely prophecy reading could have predicted the recent sinking of Hahli’s vacation yacht. Saturday’s proceedings were reputedly filled with the Alpha Gamma Rau Convention’s traditional mindless festivities, among them idle mask-painting and “using Rau as surfboards.” It was not until the Great Sleepless Sleepover of Saturday night that members Nokama and Kotu allegedly discovered that they do, in fact, wear the same mask. As the society’s only current members, the two were delighted to realize the uncanny resemblance they bear to each other, leading some to speculate on the identity of a common ancestor. Sources reveal that the convention still came to a close Sunday morning with the traditional practice of swimming around the convention hut several thousand times, but not before Turaga Nokama and Kotu reportedly bonded to a new level in their professional relationship. Kotu thoughtfully concluded her account of the weekend: “You can spend so much time working and fighting with someone and never realize the things you have in common.” With the majority of the town’s chief officials thus occupied, Deputy Matoran Macku reportedly only just prevented the berserk villagers from sinking Ga-Koro before Monday. 8 Quote The Latest and Fakest in Bionicle News Wanted: Chronicler | Wedding Announced | Bohrok-Kal Miffed | Staring Contest Continues Hakuna Vakama | Rau Convention Held | Globe Circumnavigated | Carver Offers Advice | Parade Possible Onepu Characterized | Koli Ball Shortage | Le-Koro Discovered | Toa Don Disguises | Top Toa Tied | Ko-Koro Welcomes Tahnok Hakuna Vakama Animation | Macku Goes Missing | In the Ice | The 1000 Word 2001 Poem | Kopaka the Toa | Honest Bionicle Trailers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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