Miru577 Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 Where do matoran get their coffee? RED-Star bucks! Why did the gukko cross the road? To get to the other side! 1 Quote CORRECT ME IF I'M CANONLY INCORRECTI will come for you, I will find you, AND I WILL Correct that post you made, its the mask of shadows, not the mask of darkness, loser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderKumo Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 What did Tahu transform into to disguise himself in makuta's house? A door mata 2 Quote My Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClo2J14RKmVtcnoJTv7g6PA , Bionicle films coming soon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miru577 Posted January 18, 2018 Author Share Posted January 18, 2018 haha lol (new rule, every post on this must have a joke or a pun) what do matoran learn in school? mata-matics 2 Quote CORRECT ME IF I'M CANONLY INCORRECTI will come for you, I will find you, AND I WILL Correct that post you made, its the mask of shadows, not the mask of darkness, loser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daler99 Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 What is a Piraka's favorite toy? A yo-yo. I'm ready to see everyone's puns! I'm Tryna think up some more as I type! 3 Quote ~Daler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miru577 Posted January 18, 2018 Author Share Posted January 18, 2018 why are famous matoran actors always ta-matoran? because their RED stars!what does Greg Farshtey use to defend himself? a canon cannon! 1 Quote CORRECT ME IF I'M CANONLY INCORRECTI will come for you, I will find you, AND I WILL Correct that post you made, its the mask of shadows, not the mask of darkness, loser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToaTImeLord Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 Those Makuta are just a bunch of air heads. Quote Hey I got a Flickr because I like making LEGO stuff. https://www.flickr.com/people/toatimelord/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFlash Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 What do you get when you fuse 2 cows together? A Kaukau. What did the grandma say in response to rude little kids? Respect your Elda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noble Tehurye Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 How do you get your car out of the mud on Mata Nui? Call a Toa truck. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderKumo Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 Vakama caught a quick glimpse under Nuju's sleeve, Vakama asked "What's that artwork on your arm?" Nuju replied "Matatu" 3 Quote My Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClo2J14RKmVtcnoJTv7g6PA , Bionicle films coming soon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miru577 Posted January 19, 2018 Author Share Posted January 19, 2018 what do you get when you mix a ta-matoran and an av-matoran together? a REALLY hot light bulb (I dont think this ones good) Quote CORRECT ME IF I'M CANONLY INCORRECTI will come for you, I will find you, AND I WILL Correct that post you made, its the mask of shadows, not the mask of darkness, loser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PutYaGunsOn Posted January 20, 2018 Share Posted January 20, 2018 What is a Piraka's favorite toy? A yo-yo. Okay, as much as I think the Piraka Rap is the cheesiest thing ever to exist since mac and cheese, this one got me. Bravo. Anyway, to stay on topic, what do you call a Bohrok from Krypton? A Bohrok Kal-El. 3 Quote ---------------------------------------------------Links to fun stuff--------------------------------------------------- A story I wrote in 2016, My sole BZPRPG character who has existed since 2016, but has done absolutely nothing, A fun little Cantonese earworm ft. Marina Sirtis, Some real nostalgia from 2003 BZPower 僕は青空になる。。。 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KapuraTheQuick Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 Look dude, I don't know what you're Tryna do with all these awful Bionicle puns... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToaOfStars Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 (dies of laughter at Mata Nui groaning) Mata Nui: UGGGGH OMG THESE PUNS ARE-- Me: (trollface) shouldn't have read them B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Podu Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 The Rahkshi rock music video was foreshadowing for Makuta's 2 times defeat by rock - first it's Mangaia's gate, second by space rock Quote 99.9% of BIONICLE fans forgot about Podu. If you happen to be the 0.1% that still remember him, copy and paste this into your sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Doublebee Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 (edited) What do Ussal crabs like to do in their spare time? The Pewku things. Edited July 27, 2018 by Toa Doublebee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Planetperson Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 Don't post onua more of these puns! Quote July 2009 Comic Scans | MNOLG Soundtrack Official Greg Discussion Weekly Digest | My Lego Network Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamaru34 Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 They are KAZIng me so much pain! Quote Evil knows, that hope is afloat. Where life is enslaved, all can be saved. Light will unite, what now darkness divides. Spark the flame of the heart FOR THE FUTURE TO START. Read my epic G2 fanfic, Beyond Okoto, and find out what happened after the Toa left Okoto! BEYOND OKOTO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tahu3.0 Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 What kind of music do the bohROCK hear?............ROCK! Quote I'm just a simple man, trying to make my way in the Matoran Universe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamaru34 Posted July 28, 2018 Share Posted July 28, 2018 What do Ussal crabs like to do in their spare time? The Pewku things.What do Ussal crabs like to do in their spare time? The Pewku things. I don't get it... Quote Evil knows, that hope is afloat. Where life is enslaved, all can be saved. Light will unite, what now darkness divides. Spark the flame of the heart FOR THE FUTURE TO START. Read my epic G2 fanfic, Beyond Okoto, and find out what happened after the Toa left Okoto! BEYOND OKOTO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny7092 Posted July 28, 2018 Share Posted July 28, 2018 Who’s Pohatu’s favorite actor and actress? Answer: Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and Emma Stone, respectively. Quote I like Lego, Bionicle, and Hero Factory! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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