Pupwa21 Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Granted. You don't have it. I wish for world peace. Quote Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BioCry Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 (edited) Granted. Jupiter is in chaos, though. I wish my life had meaning. Also, couldn't help myself with this one. I wish I could break cinder blocks with my bare hands. Granted, but now your hands are broken. - Edited March 5, 2014 by BioCry Quote :I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG18 Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 (edited) Granted, but then you get hit by car. I wish I could paint things just by looking at them. Edited March 5, 2014 by JAG18 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushy the Mushroom Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 GRANTED, BUT EVERYONE CAN DO THAT SO REAL ARTISTS STOP PAINTING BECAUSE THERE IS NO REASON TO SPEND TIME ON IT I WISH FOR A TREE TO CLIMB ON Quote Member-Made Emote Topic Original Mush art thanks to @Bambi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiderus Prime Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Granted you are on Groot! I wished for Turned everyone into fruit! Quote Twitter | deviantART | Spring.Me | Youtube | Facebook |List of Blue Phantom Stories|Nintendo Network ID: spiderusprime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGeekIgnika Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Granted, but a monster invades and thinks we are all edible, he eats all of us, including you. I wish that Batman vs. Superman would get here faster. Quote TheGeekIgnika, the caffeinated cyber-ninja. Or just some idiot with a computer. You choose. If I sounded like a geek in this post, you are correct. "Being a geek is all about being honest about what you enjoy and not being afraid to demonstrate that affection. It means never having to play it cool about about how much you like something. It's basically a license to proudly emote on a somewhat childish level rather than behave like a supposed adult. Being a geek is extremely liberating." - Simon Pegg 99% of BZPower has grown out of this pointless fad. If you're part of the 1% willing to cling to it out of an irrational pseudo-nostalgia, copy and paste this into your signature! Everybody is entitled to an opinion. Even me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 Granted, it's bad. WAY BAD. I wish for Spaceballs 2: the search for more money. Quote Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG18 Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 Granted, but then you die from the amount of win. I wish I could walk on my hands (really well). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 Granted, you have feet for hands. I wish I have something. Quote Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 Granted. You have a broken VCR. I wish for TNT. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG18 Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 Granted, but the fuse is already lit. I wish I had a pet seal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushy the Mushroom Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 GRANTED, BUT IT DEMANDS TO BE FED CUPCAKES EVER 20 MINUTES I WISH DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME HAD NOT BEEN INVENTED Quote Member-Made Emote Topic Original Mush art thanks to @Bambi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Windrider- Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 GRANTED, BUT THEN FARMERS ARE SAD. I wish for a Polonaise. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushy the Mushroom Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 (edited) GRANTED, BUT I USE THE DEFINITION OF POLONAISE THAT MEANS "An elaborate short-sleeved overdress with a fitted waist and a draped cutaway overskirt that was popular for women in the 1770s" ENJOY YOUR DRESS! I WISH FOR A TIE-DYED DINOSAUR THAT IS DRINKING COFFEE Edited March 9, 2014 by Mushy the Mushroom Quote Member-Made Emote Topic Original Mush art thanks to @Bambi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Windrider- Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 GRANTED, BUT IT'S STARBUCKS. And they overroast. I wish for TPBM to have a good day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 Granted. The day is so good that Tilly the Plumber Ballistics Manager forgets all about you, moves away and you never hear from him again. I wish for the ability to dance gracefully. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 Granted, but only when there's no one in the room with you. I wish I have more money. Quote Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG18 Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 Granted, but it's all counterfeit and secret agents will arrive at your house shortly. I wish I had a BIONICLE plush doll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGeekIgnika Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 Granted, it turns real and tried to kill you I wish I was good at Minecraft Survival mode singleplayer. Quote TheGeekIgnika, the caffeinated cyber-ninja. Or just some idiot with a computer. You choose. If I sounded like a geek in this post, you are correct. "Being a geek is all about being honest about what you enjoy and not being afraid to demonstrate that affection. It means never having to play it cool about about how much you like something. It's basically a license to proudly emote on a somewhat childish level rather than behave like a supposed adult. Being a geek is extremely liberating." - Simon Pegg 99% of BZPower has grown out of this pointless fad. If you're part of the 1% willing to cling to it out of an irrational pseudo-nostalgia, copy and paste this into your signature! Everybody is entitled to an opinion. Even me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG18 Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Granted, but your computer crashes before you can proof it. I wish I had Heterochromia Iridum, (eyes with two different colors or two colored eyes). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Kayn Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Granted, complications ensue which makes my avatar get it instead. I wish for l33t MOCing skills Quote Kayn's Thought: My hiatus of Bionicle has ended Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reptile3607 Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Granted, but you are so good at MOCing that your rivals send hitmen after you. I wish for a pet teridax. That DOESN'T try to kill me. Quote Dont you just hate it when your in a shop then you turn off a power point because nothings plugged into it, then realise that it's actually a light switch.... yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushy the Mushroom Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 GRANTED, BUT IT LOVES YOU SO MUCH YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT EVERYWHERE YOU GO I wish my Chihuahua was not sick Quote Member-Made Emote Topic Original Mush art thanks to @Bambi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Windrider- Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 I think I'll just try to grant that wish, actually. I wish for sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG18 Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Granted, but you sleep through your alarm and have to be waken up by Gali instead. I wish I had taken Daylight Saving Time into account before promising to be on this early. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Granted. You add an hour instead of taking it. I wish the US would switch to the metric system. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGeekIgnika Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Granted, it's just like the inch system. I wish I had telekinesis. Quote TheGeekIgnika, the caffeinated cyber-ninja. Or just some idiot with a computer. You choose. If I sounded like a geek in this post, you are correct. "Being a geek is all about being honest about what you enjoy and not being afraid to demonstrate that affection. It means never having to play it cool about about how much you like something. It's basically a license to proudly emote on a somewhat childish level rather than behave like a supposed adult. Being a geek is extremely liberating." - Simon Pegg 99% of BZPower has grown out of this pointless fad. If you're part of the 1% willing to cling to it out of an irrational pseudo-nostalgia, copy and paste this into your signature! Everybody is entitled to an opinion. Even me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 (edited) Granted, as my math teacher said: "...that's impossible." I wish for a swish. Edited March 10, 2014 by Pupwa21 Quote Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushy the Mushroom Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 GRANTED, BUT THE SWISH TURNS INTO A FISH AND EATS YOU I WISH FOR A SQUID THAT CAN JUGGLE AND MAKE COFFEE AT THE SAME TIME 2 Quote Member-Made Emote Topic Original Mush art thanks to @Bambi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Windrider- Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 That's probably one of the best posts I've read on BZPower in a while. Granted, but the squid attempts to juggle coffee while it's percolating, and you know the results. I wish for as much coffee as you've probably had today. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG18 Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Granted, but you didn't ask for a cup too, so it goes all over you. I wish I could walk through walls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Granted, but only when your dead. I wish for a useless superpower thread. Quote Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG18 Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 Granted, but it gets full of spam and is shut down in a week. I wish I could tell time with my mind (never need a watch again). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 Granted, only on Mondays. I wish the thread was more like this. Quote Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG18 Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 Granted, but since you didn't specify as to what, "like this" was no one notices it. I wish I could talk to animals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGeekIgnika Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 Granted, only humans. I wish for a cupcake. Quote TheGeekIgnika, the caffeinated cyber-ninja. Or just some idiot with a computer. You choose. If I sounded like a geek in this post, you are correct. "Being a geek is all about being honest about what you enjoy and not being afraid to demonstrate that affection. It means never having to play it cool about about how much you like something. It's basically a license to proudly emote on a somewhat childish level rather than behave like a supposed adult. Being a geek is extremely liberating." - Simon Pegg 99% of BZPower has grown out of this pointless fad. If you're part of the 1% willing to cling to it out of an irrational pseudo-nostalgia, copy and paste this into your signature! Everybody is entitled to an opinion. Even me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushy the Mushroom Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 (edited) GRANTED, BUT IT IS FREAKISHLY HIDEOUS I WISH FOR A PET SNAIL THAT IS NOT SLIMEY Edited March 13, 2014 by Mushy the Mushroom Quote Member-Made Emote Topic Original Mush art thanks to @Bambi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiderus Prime Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 Granted it's You had A Snail that Meows. I Wished for a Job and a Girlfriend. Quote Twitter | deviantART | Spring.Me | Youtube | Facebook |List of Blue Phantom Stories|Nintendo Network ID: spiderusprime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG18 Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 Granted, but your job sucks and she's obsessive and creepy. Ouch. I wish I could jump buildings in single jumps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 Granted, you break your legs when you land. I wish for the power to negate any powers I had. 1 Quote Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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