The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Bonkle]

Granted, but whoever this toa is, he is quite brittle and he breaks after a week.

 

I wish a couple of Lego Star Wars sets.

Voriki was some Toa of Energy prank from the earliest years of Bionicle.

 

 

Anyways, granted, but they're those lame final duel sets that make zero sense.

 

I wish for a few Lego Indiana Jones sets.

[The Tokytot]

Granted, but they have explosives inside. Not pretty what happens next.

 

I wish I that I were the most dapper being ever.

[Bonkle]

Granted, the dapperness is too much and Arzaki challenges you to a duel, which you lose.

 

I wish I could make better progress on my epic!

[Volatile]

Granted. But you write it in a rush so it kinda sucks.

 

I wish I didn't have to wait for Fallout4

[The Tokytot]

Granted, time flows really fast around you. Now it is difficult to play such a fast game and you outlive us all.

 

I wish for a pizza.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted, but it turns out to simply be an empty box instead. I ate it. I was hungry.

 

I wish homework wasn't required.

[The Tokytot]

Granted, but you fail every class because you forgot how to do all the stuff.

 

I wish I had all of the masks.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted, but you now have no other pieces or house or life because I took all of that from you haha oh look now I can pry the masks from the fingers of the corpse how nice.

 

I wish this stupid thing would work.

[The Hip Historian Iaredios]

Granted. It is now works so stupidly, that it dies. The end.

 

I wish I could have more beer battered chicken tenders.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted. You eat until you explode. Now you're dead. The end.

 

I wish i didn't procrastinate so much.

[The Tokytot]

Granted, you overwork yourself and die.

 

I wish my spacebar worked a bit better.

[Bonkle]

Granted, now all the astronauts are drunk.

 

I wish I had a 1:1 prop replica of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.

[The Tokytot]

Granted, but it's cheap and it falls apart.
 

I wish I had my avatar as a plushie.

[Bonkle]

Granted, but it's cheap and it falls apart.

I wish more people got the joke I made in my last post.

[The Tokytot]

Granted, but the now the press is following you. They accidentally suffocate you.

 

I wish that I had an amazing pen.

 

P.S. I got the joke and I laughed.

[Bonkle]

Granted, the pen becomes sentient and slanders you through literature.

 

I wish we got a CCBS Brutaka set.

[The Tokytot]

Granted, but it's cheap and it falls apart.

 

I wish that my pencil never ran out of graphite.

[Bonkle]

Granted, it doesn't have graphite, just lead. You die of lead poisoning.

 

I wish for a CCBS Axonn that isn't cheap and doesn't fall apart.

[The Tokytot]

Granted, but it eats you. Nom. Nom. Nom.

 

I wish for 8.

[Bonkle]

8. It will consume the universe.

 

 

 

I wish for a 2001 mask pack.

[The Tokytot]

Granted, but I ate it. Nom. Nom. Nom.

 

I also wish for a 2001 mask pack.

[Bonkle]

Granted, all you get are two lime Mahikis, which are extremely ugly AND available at retail.

[The Tokytot]

Granted, you get nothing because you wished for nothing.

 

I wish you hadn't forgotten to wish.

[Bonkle]

Granted, that negates your previous 'granted', making you look like an idiot for posting the wrong 'granted'.

 

I wish I had a Pokemon.

[The Tokytot]

Granted, but you can't control you don't have the right badge and it eats you.

 

I wish for milk.

[Bonkle]

Granted, it's expired and you get sick.

 

I wish I could build a good self-MOC.

[The Tokytot]

Granted, you CAN but you're too lazy too.

 

I wish for illuminati.

[Bonkle]

Granted, they abduct you and vaporize you. Loominatie confirmed!

 

I wish for a wearable Noble Mahiki

[The Tokytot]

Granted, but it's cheap and it falls apart.

I wish for paint.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but it's cheap and scrapes off easily.

I wish lego would bring the chrome colors back. 

[The Tokytot]

Granted, but it's Lego immediately recalls whatever sets have the colors.

 

I wish for a banana.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but it tastes awful.

 

I wish I was a rapper.

[The Hip Historian Iaredios]

Granted. You are flattened, straightened, then blown through like an instrument, hurting peoples ears and patience, then proceeded-ly crunched up and thrown away. From the trash can, you watch your old tootsie roll roommate being eaten by bald-skinned 'giants' (humans through your perspective).

 

I wish I could vacation on Naboo while there was no intergalactic warfare of any kind (including space invasions like the Trade Federation Crisis).

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[Bonkle]

Granted, you die of a heart attack because the hair styles are so ugly. _{(why didn't you wish to go during the invasion? I wanted to crack out my Baron Droids.)}

 

I wish to visit Utapau.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you fall into a sinkhole.

 

I wish to visit Mata Nui. 

[Volatile]

Granted. A Muaka eats you.

 

I wish I had a giant robot to walk around with.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, you destroy your city by walking around with the robot.

 

I wish I could visit Metru Nui. 

[Volatile]

Granted. you get captured by vahki for having no official records.

 

I wish I knew what to wish

[Petewa]

Granted, but you've wasted your one and only wish on knowing what to wish for with your one and only wish, what a waste of a wish.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a bagel.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, you wish for a bagel, but it is burnt.

 

I wish I could speak Chutespeak.