The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Zasshu]

Granted, but the movie can't see you.

I wish for a sword.

[ToaTImeLord]

Granted here is a Lego sword for a minifigure.

 

 

I wish for a clear kaukau.

[Zasshu]

Granted, but it's clear blue.

I wish I could stay up later.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted. You now are unable to fall asleep ever. You die of sleep deprivation.

 

I wish my friends would talk to me.

[ToaTImeLord]

Granted but now you realised why are we even friends and unfriend him in real life.

 

I wish I understood technology better.

[Zasshu]

Granted, but now everyone thinks you're a big nerd.

I wish I didn't have insomnia.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted. You're in a coma for the rest of your life.

 

I wish I was better at drawing.

[The Hip Historian Iaredios]

Granted. You a finely made drawer for a dresser hand crafted by Christ Himself.

 

I wish people could better comprehend sentence structures and notice every word used in a sentence.

[Frustrated]

Edited September 28, 2017 by Hyethut (Iaredios)

[Zasshu]

Granted, but now you can't.

I wish that the girl of my dreams and I could finally be together officially.

[ToaTImeLord]

Granted Ko-Matoran Daenerys marries you.

 

I wish for peace.

[Zasshu]

Granted.  Have some peas.

I wish that I could lift weights.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted. You can lift no heavier than 2.5's (in lbs)

 

I wish that all humans were dead. (Don't take it personally, it's just a fun game. I want to see the corruption!)

[ToaTImeLord]

Granted true human beings went extincted during the last ice age. The current species of men are a hybrid of the cro-magnons with some mixed DNA with neanderthals.

Modern humans are technically not humans.

(This is actually a true fact the corruption is real!)

 

 

I wish I could get on the jeopardy show.

Edited September 29, 2017 by Chief TimeLord of Tesara

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted, but...

 

I wish I was better at video games (have I wished this in the past? Hope not...)

[Zasshu]

Granted.  You're so good at video games that you decide to spend all your time playing them.  You end up living in your parents' basement, wasting away, starving for companionship.

I wish more of my friends understood the anime references I make.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted. You have no friends, thus no one to miss your references.

 

I wish I had Metroid: Samus Returns and a 3DS to go with it.

(Please don't be unoriginal with it breaking. But I guess that's okay too.)

[Zasshu]

Granted, but it turns out that the game is impossible to beat.  Also, you suck at playing it.

I wish I had a cool robot arm.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted. You are now the proud owner of one (1) mechanical arm, but are unable to even touch it as it's been locked away by the government forever in cryo-stasis. You never asked for one of your own arms to be replaced! However, as a consolation, I also grant you the lack of both of your arms. Now you could be in Star Wars!

 

I wish that I had a never-ending supply of potatoes.

[Zasshu]

Granted, but while the supply is never-ending, the same cannot be said of the shelf life of the potatoes.  They get progressively moldier each time you cook some, until you're stuck with a buttload of moldy potatoes.

I wish for money.

[ToaTImeLord]

Granted here is some monopoly money.

 

 

I wish for my stress to go down.

[Zasshu]

Granted, but your hyperactivity goes up.

I wish to not fail my government exam.

[ToaTurna]

Granted, you pass with flying colors. Your results were perfect, too perfect. You're kidnapped by federal agents and locked away in a very very small cell with but only a latrine.

 

I wish for my subs to keep growing.

[Zasshu]

Granted. Your sub sandwiches keep growing.

I wish I knew how to play guitar.

[ToaTurna]

Granted, you can only play Lego House by Ed Sheeran.

 

 

I wish for the homegrown Sub Sandwich market to skyrocket.

Edit: Grammar.

Edited October 8, 2017 by Tahukan

[Zasshu]

Granted, but due to the nature of human beings, the market for homegrown sub sandwiches of impeccable quality skyrockets.  Your homegrown sub sandwiches are of slightly less than impeccable quality, and thus are not desired.

I wish that I had four arms.

[ToaTImeLord]

Granted but you are suddenly controlled by a Skull Spider. You are forced to rot in a graveyard tell the Toa land on Okoto.

(1000 years later.)

The crash of the Toa awakens your skeleton remains. You are now Skull Slicer.

 

I wish that my English teacher would stop lossing my papers.

[Zasshu]

Granted. Your teacher stops lossing your papers, but starts losing them instead.

I wish I could escape Tumblr.

[ToaTImeLord]

Granted your trapped on Imgur.

 

I wish I could write good.

[Zasshu]

Granted. You can now write the word "good."

I wish I could sing well.

[ToaTurna]

Granted, your voice when singing is more beautiful than anything imaginable, unfortunately, you're also mute now so have fun with that useless skill.

 

 

I wish my life wasn't going down a very dark road.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted. Your life is now going down a very dark boulevard. Or maybe it's a street? It's hard to keep straight the difference between them all.

Personally I'd say that going down any road will turn out to be something to rue.

 

(Also if you need anything and this is like a legit ask for help PM me)

 

I wish my puns were actually funny.

[ToaTurna]

Granted, however, only children find you funny and that's because your puns are basically rejects from Shrek.

 

I wish for happy death day to flop in theatres.

[Zasshu]

Granted, but It also flops.

I wish that I actually knew how the world works.

[ToaTurna]

Granted, You understand the universe in its entirety you now know everything that is, was, and ever will be. Sadly you learn that all the people with tinfoil hats are right, the world is controlled by lizard people and aliens, this knowledge leads you to become a hermit on the caste of society until the day you die.

 

I wish know everyone's deepest darkest secret should I ask them.

[ToaTImeLord]

Granted your parents tell you that they been hiding the fact that you are dying and you only have a week left to live.

(is this to dark?)

 

I wish for a evil Kolhii Ball.

Edited October 11, 2017 by Chief TimeLord of Tesara

[Zasshu]

Granted. You now have a Kohlii ball with the word "evil" painted crudely on it.

I wish to die.

[ToaTImeLord]

Granted you died in BZPower's Mata Nui. Don't worry your wife killed your murderer and a Koro to.

 

I wish to do something.

[ToaTurna]

Granted, you kill someone and realize you like it.

 

I wish for something good.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted. You have a piece of paper with the word "good" written on it. That is, if whatever kind of chicken scratch that is can be called writing. At least it's good!

 

I wish I had friends who wouldn't desert me.

[ToaTurna]

Granted, your friends obsess over you and never leave you alone.

 

I wish to be able to travel back and forth through time without causing any paradoxes or changes in time.