The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[PutYaGunsOn]

You end all the stress in this life...then you get reincarnated with all memories of this life, and this next life is full of stress. You spend your days longing for your previous stress-free life.

 

I wish I had a perfect memory of every non-nightmare dream I've ever had in my life.

[Zasshu]

Granted, but it turns out your non-nightmare dreams are so incredibly bizarre, you wish you didn't remember them.

I wish for a shotgun.

[PutYaGunsOn]

Congrats, you now own the front passenger seat of a car. Just the front passenger seat. Not even the rest of the car. Just the seat. But hey, every time you ride this car that somebody else owns and has complete control over, you always got shotgun.

 

I wish for both He-Man's Power Sword and Lion-O's Sword of Omens.

[ToaTImeLord]

Granted you own two plastic swords that use to belong to two action figures. Just the swords not the action figures.

 

I wish for sleep.

[Zasshu]

Granted, but it's eternal and restless.  You are evermore unable to get any adequate sleep.

I wish for ideas.

[Zasshu]

Granted, but they're bad.

I wish this game would get started up again.

[ToaTImeLord]

Granted but it's just me vs. you.

 

I wish for $125k.

[Zasshu]

Granted. Here's $125 and the letter K.

I wish for sweet buttery potatoes.

[The Hip Historian Iaredios]

Granted, but the butter was from poor animal stock (rat-teat-butter?).

 

i wish my family would get around to cutting my hair, it's a mess and has been for two weeks now...

Edited May 5, 2018 by The Hip Historian Iaredios

[ToaTImeLord]

Granted they shave your head.

 

I wish for real working Dragon Balls.

[Zasshu]

Granted, but they're actual... you know.

I wish for the ability to grow and shrink at will.

[ToaTImeLord]

Granted but it's only by one inch either way.

 

I wish to a God.

[Zasshu]

Granted, but it's Vishnu.

I wish for the sleep.

[ToaTImeLord]

Granted here is the sleep number mattress.

 

I wish for pudding.

[Zasshu]

Granted, but it's that awful Kid Cuisine pudding that tastes awful.

I wish this fork in my shoulder would go away.

[ToaTImeLord]

Granted it is now inside your lung.

 

I wish for memes.

[Tahu3.0]

Granted, but their Roast Me memes.

 

I wish for a Apple Store to open close where I live.

[ToaTImeLord]

Granted there is a store that sells many types of apples.

 

I wish for peace

[Tahu3.0]

Granted, but it only lasts for one day and because of it WW3 starts.

 

I wish for a SANDWICH!

 

(I bet someone knows this)

[Liopleurodon]

Granted, but it's a knuckle sandwich.

 

I wish for a tree that grows free G1 Bionicle sets.

[ToaTImeLord]

Granted its only lime joints.

I wish lime green joints would not break so easily.

[danny316p]

Granted, but now they're medium lime instead of regular lime.

I wish my posts would show up reliably.

[Zasshu]

Granted, but while the posts show up, their content is corrupted.

I wish people on this site were nicer to each other.

[ToaTImeLord]

Granted, but you rosated on 4chan everyday.

I wish for the ability to move on.

[Zasshu]

Granted, but your ability is to move along, move along, just to make it through, instead of just moving on.

I wish I had friends in real life.

[JAG18]

Granted, but now you have no friends online (wait a minute...I think that's a good trade-off).

 

I wish people didn't club baby seals to death for their fur. 

[Zasshu]

Granted.  Baby seals are now clubbed to death for their teeth.

I wish that there was an easier way to do stuff.

[Toa Jaxus]

You can no do stuff more easily, but it now costs some of your blood.

 

I wish that King would stop bleeding to death.

[Zasshu]

Granted.  The king does, but K I N G does not.

I wish I knew how to do the roasty toasty silly posty.

[Toa Jaxus]

You do, but lose all other memories.

 

I wish for a giant sword.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted. A giant drops his sword on your house. With you inside. How unfortunate.

 

I wish for Galidor to make a comeback.

[Toa Jaxus]

Okay, but a robot rips off your arm and takes it away.

 

I wish for the Zyglak to be calm and sane.

[Zasshu]

Granted, but now Toa aren't.

I wish for more Transformers comics with less politics.

[Toa Jaxus]

Now  the comics are all how Transformers clean their floors and watching paint dry.

 

I wish to see the future.

[Zasshu]

(Not gonna lie, I'd read that.)

Granted.  The future is boring.

I wish for my foot to stop hurting.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted. Your foot cannot hurt if you don't have feet.

 

I wish I could fly.

[Toa Jaxus]

K I N G's feet fly up and kick you to death.

 

I wish to had Rayman style hands.

[Zasshu]

Granted, but you can't control them.

I wish for a lifetime supply of Taco Bell.

[Toa Jaxus]

Okay, but it's all poisoned.

 

I wish for a machine to take excess CO2 from the atmosphere.

[Zasshu]

Granted.  It takes excess CO2 and replaces it with CO.

I wish I was handsome.