A while ago I was having a few drinks with some friends, when the bell rings to call in last orders, before the barman could even say a word a loud voice from the other side of the bar screamed "ICEBERG DEAD AHEAD!!!" it was so unexpected I cried with laughter and IMMD"

"While walking home from an extremely tiring gym session up 300+ stairs, I found out someone had spraypainted on a stair about halfway through “This is tiring”. IMMD"

"In my entrepreneurship class, we spent the entire time discussing the value of Sky Mall products. IMMD"

"I helped a customer at the airport with their dog carrier today, and ended up getting tipped 20 dollars for getting to fawn over an adorable puppy for a quarter of a mile stretch of parking lot. IMMD!"

"I’ve been trying to get my electricity hooked up for over 2 months now. When I called the electric company today to let them know the house was finally ready, instead of the normal 4 day wait, they told me that everything was good to go! The guys had left three hours before I called! IMMD!"