Just 20 minutes ago, the North/Best Korean state-run news agency just announced that one of their routine rocket launches was in fact a lunar module. Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un was on board, and landed on the moon. He is the first person to ever step on the real, actual moon. His first words were, "That's one small step for Kim Jong-Un, but a giant lead for Kim Jong-Moon. I'm Kim Jong-Moon now, suckaaaaaaaz!"

The obscure South/Worst Korean actor Kim Jong-Moon, of the television series Faith, says he will sue Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Moon for stealing his name. He is clearly lying, and no such television show ever existed. This is Worst Korea propaganda.

We have now received their authentic images of their latest achievement, which they managed to accomplish in the last twenty seconds. Kim Jong-Moon has now landed on the sun, and survived. His name is now Kim Jong-Sun -- and always has been.