As I sit here drinking my mug o' tea, my cat rests on the desk before me with all limbs tucked in and her tail wrapped around her. And behold, the faint scent of peppermint in my tea has gotten her attention, as is evidenced by the movements of her head as she follows my cup wherever I place it.

Why did I talk like that? I know not. I blame Microsoft. And Megablocks. And Apple. And Linux. And ZOMGies.