G1 is dead. It’s deader than dead, deader than a doornail, super duper mega ultra permanently dead.

Yet there remain a few who disagree.

Tahu has been given great news: Lego wants to reboot Bionicle in 2015! However, there’s a problem. A few characters have been trapped in the dead G1 Universe, possessed and corrupted by the negativity of fans refusing to let go of the story they used to know. As long as they remain there, Lego is unable to reincarnate anybody into the G2 Universe, so Tahu is tasked with returning to the lost world of G1, saving the afflicted characters, and securing Bionicle’s chance at a new life.

Will he be able to save those stuck in G1? What will he learn in his journey through the past and into the future? And these magic boots might protect him and all, but don’t they at least come in a different color than silver?

Seriously, anything but silver would be nice.

Find out the answers to all these questions and more in The Comedy of Our Generation, a seven-part look back at G1 coming soon to the Comedies forum!

Spoiler alert: No, the boots only come in silver. We’re not off to a great start.