By Your Powers Combined
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I am CAPTAIN PLANET!!
Captain Planet is my hero. He's just so cool. I mean, come on, he's cool! He totally pones any other superhero wannabe like Spiderman or Batman or Superman or Inserthereman. He's the most mawsome person. Sure I'll admit he's not real, but I'm still tempted to go dump some gasoline in the ocean and see if he'll show up.
What other "super" hero beats up eco-villians and dumps them in garbage cans? Only he thwarts their diabolical plans to destroy marine habitat sanctuaries or deforest every continent or genetically produce the perfect human. Spiderman just sticks to lame mad scientists who are trying to rule the world - Captain Planet focuses on the real danger - bad guys who are trying to rule the ecosystem, like Hoggish Greedly or Looten Plunder or even Duke Nukem. And at the end of every exciting, thrilling episode, he actually gives a personal tip on how you can help keep Earth preserved! How heroic is that? Rather very really! Plus none of those other "heroes" have blue skin or a green mullet!
Then there's the five kids that possess each of the elements to protect earth. Wheeler, some kid from Brooklyn with the power of fire. Linka, a girl from the Soviet Union with the power of fire. Kwame, and African boy with the power of earth. Gi, a girl from Asia with the power of water. And Ma-Ti, a South American kid with the coolest power of all - heart! And Gaia - anyone voiced by Whoopi Goldberg has gotta b cool.
Soon I'm going to buy the Captain Planet T-shirt. Then, I can be a planeteer, and help save the planet too!
Remember,
The power is YOURS!
(o)
Captain Planet is my hero. He's just so cool. I mean, come on, he's cool! He totally pones any other superhero wannabe like Spiderman or Batman or Superman or Inserthereman. He's the most mawsome person. Sure I'll admit he's not real, but I'm still tempted to go dump some gasoline in the ocean and see if he'll show up.
What other "super" hero beats up eco-villians and dumps them in garbage cans? Only he thwarts their diabolical plans to destroy marine habitat sanctuaries or deforest every continent or genetically produce the perfect human. Spiderman just sticks to lame mad scientists who are trying to rule the world - Captain Planet focuses on the real danger - bad guys who are trying to rule the ecosystem, like Hoggish Greedly or Looten Plunder or even Duke Nukem. And at the end of every exciting, thrilling episode, he actually gives a personal tip on how you can help keep Earth preserved! How heroic is that? Rather very really! Plus none of those other "heroes" have blue skin or a green mullet!
Then there's the five kids that possess each of the elements to protect earth. Wheeler, some kid from Brooklyn with the power of fire. Linka, a girl from the Soviet Union with the power of fire. Kwame, and African boy with the power of earth. Gi, a girl from Asia with the power of water. And Ma-Ti, a South American kid with the coolest power of all - heart! And Gaia - anyone voiced by Whoopi Goldberg has gotta b cool.
Soon I'm going to buy the Captain Planet T-shirt. Then, I can be a planeteer, and help save the planet too!
Remember,
The power is YOURS!
(o)
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