i can takeover your mind read this:
I SEND YOU TO YOUR DOOM. see my comics, Comics of the EVIL!!!! If you are reading this, you have no reason to do so and will be extremely bored and if keep reading this you come to realize the startling, even disturbing fact that I HAVE JUST WASTED FIFTEEN SECONDS OF YOUR TIME, DURING WHICH I WAS IN CONTROL OF YOU!!! HA!fear me.