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Armored Protector (18/293)
About Me
So I was thinkin', these quote pages look like fun to do. So I'm doing one. So it should be fun. To do.
Random person: What are you doing?
Me: Thinking.
Random person: About what?
Me: Nothing.
Random person: You can't think about nothing. That's impossible!
Me: Actually, I was contemplating the abstract concept of nonexistence.
-Probably my most uttered phrase
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Sit down. You're slightly taller than me and that makes me feel slightly less in-charge.
-At a scout meeting to my friend standing next to me.
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His butter slipped off his biscuit a LOOONG time ago.
-My worldview class teacher. Probably my new favorite southern colloquialism.
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Girl in my biology class: It's called a... a... something or other.
Teacher: I see. And is that a highly scientific term I'm unaware of?
Me: Well, technically it's in CLASS Something or other. It's actually in Phylum Whosywhatsit.
-I could probably do a thousand quotes from Biology class. =P
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Me: You know, the last song on the list is Fire by the Jimi Hendrix Experience, and it's got five purple stars on ever instrument.
Sister: You wanna to try it?
Me: Sure. I mean, it's just Hendrix. How bad could it be?
ONE SONG LATER
Me: I think my tongue is in a knot now.
Sister: I don't like Jimi Hendrix.
-A game of Rockband with my family. It was my turn on vocals, and my sister was on drums.
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Me: Hey! Why is this marine shooting me!?
Brother: Oh, I think I killed too many of our teammates.
Me: Would you stop that!? You know there ARE Covenant forces you could be killing instead!
Brother: Yeah, but THEY try to kill me back. It's much more fun to punch a marine in the face until he dies.
-Halo co-op campaign can be... frustrating.
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Um... Why are there singing turrets? WOW. That one is big. Heh, the fat one looks stupid. So, I guess I'm leaving the facility now. Interesting. Wait, what? A field? This is lame! What am I supposed to do now? So Chell's just going to die out here with no one around and no food?! Why didn't GLAdOS just-
Ka-chunk!
GASP! *Fist-pumps* Companion Cube!!!
-My ramblings while playing Portal 2. AKA, best ending ever.
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More to come I'm sure. As long as I or other people still say stupid and funny things, there's always more. =D