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Makuta Adventures!

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#1 Offline Kung Fu Pyro

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Posted Oct 15 2011 - 09:38 AM

Welcome to my new Comedy, Makuta Adventures! I've been noticing that I write a whole lot more funny stuff when working with Makuta, so as a way to start off my new BZP experience, I'm starting a new comedy! Chapter 1: Party in the Meats! (Locker) Teridax: "Okay everybody, you know the plan right?" Spiriah: "I ram down the reinforced double doors." Krika: "I phase through the laser system, then disable it." Gorast: "I fly in and get the goods, hand them over to Bitil..." Bitil: "I zoom away as fast as I can with everything." Teridax: "And we all have hot dogs tonight!" Everyone: "YEAH!" (Miserix slams the door open) Miserix: "Are you planning to raid the meat locker AGAIN?!" Teridax: "Nope." Spiriah: "Nope" Krika: "Nope." Gorast: "I confess! Just stop glaring at me! !!!" Bitil: "Please don't kill us!" Teridax:(muttering) "When I take over the universe, you two are the first to be going down." Miserix: "WHAT WAS THAT?!" Teridax: "Woah, just calm down, big guy." Miserix: "CALM DOWN?! CALM DOWN?! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO- Teridax: "Does someone have the lizard?" Krika: "Got it!" Posted Image Miserix: (Taking deep breaths) "Okay, I'll let you off the hook this time. However, you must clean the Meat Locker with your toothbrushes, and then use them tomorrow, AND YOU WILL LIKE IT! !!!" (walks off in a huff) Teridax: "Oh, spofferwoffins."-----------------------------------------------(In Meat Locker) Bitil: "I hate this! It's so unfair!" Krika: "Well, that's what you get for CONFESSING!!" Bitil: "Hey, it was Gorast who did it! I just got scared!" Gorast: "Oh, now you're blaming ME for this?!" Bitil: "That's exactly what we're doing!" Gorast: "Why you!!! Have a taste of my Acid Fall Body Smack, you :censored: !!!! *Scene removed due to excessive blood, violence, gore, and cheese puffs. However, much yelling and snapping can be heard.* Teridax: :takepic: "This'll be great on my TickR homepage!" Spiriah: "Talk about a great show!" Krika: "I've always dreamt of having my own show. Perhaps a comedy or something."-----------------------------------(Later) Teridax: "Well, it took all day, but we got this place clean! Of course the mess from the late Bitil's guts added a lot of time to the clean up, but at least we got it done!" Bitil: "Hi, guys!" Spiriah: "Wha-we thought you were dead!" Bitil: "That was the present me. My mask made it so my past self got transported to become present me. In a sense, I can't be killed unless it's by something as huge as a lightning bolt from the center of the universe's never ending storm. Course, not like anything even close to that will ever actually happen." Teridax: "Hmmm......" Bitil: "What?" Teridax: "Oh, nothing. Absatabalutely nothing." Spiriah: "Lier. You always say 'Absatabalutely' when you're up to something." Teridax: "I absatabalutely do not!" Spiriah: "Suuure you don't" :sarcastic: Teridax: "Oh, fine. I'll tell you. Just be aware, this is extremely important, and will drastically alter your lives for the better. What I'm doing is-" We're going to cut off the comedy right here due to technical difficulties. Either that or we're just trolling you. Lulz. Word count: 474
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#2 Offline Kung Fu Pyro

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Posted Nov 02 2011 - 06:39 PM

Chapter 2: The Plan Begins.Icarax: "So, you're saying that you have a way to take over the universe?"Teridax: "That's right."Icarax: "Oh, please! That's as stupid as Bitil's idea that we're just figments of some powerless, pink, organic creature's imagination!"Bitil: "Hey!"Teridax: "I have proof. Mutran has been to Tren Krom island, and has found the secrets of this universe out for me."Mutran: "And you STILL have yet to pay my mental psycologist's bill's!"Teridax: "Whatever."Icarax: "Okay, assuming that this plan will work, what's the first step?"Teridax: "Step one: Create Rahkshi arm-"Miserix: (Stomps in) "TERIDAX! YOU DELINQUENT! YOU FILLED MY SHOES WITH MUSTARD AGAIN, DIDN'T YOU?! WELL, GUESS WHAT, WISE GUY! YOU ARE GOING TO LICK MY SHOES CLEAN, INSIDE AND OUT, WITH YOUR TONGUE! AND I JUST MADE SURE TO STEP IN MUAKA POOP! NOW GET TO IT!" (stomps out.)(Silence)Teridax: "As I was saying, Step one: Get rid of Miserix."Bitil: "That's not what you were-"Teridax: "Shut up Bitil! What would a stupid big old yellow bug like YOU know, anyway?!"Bitil: "Oh, yeah? Well, you are UGG-LEE!"Teridax: "Whatever. You are too."Bitil: "I know! WAAAAAHH!!"Teridax: "Crybaby."-------------------------------------(In Miserix's office)Teridax: (Barges in) "Miserix, you've been leader for too long! It's time for a new commander! AKA Me!"Miserix: "And exactly how do you plan to usurp me?"Teridax: "I challenge you to a BATTLE!"Miserix: "Let's see if you can take me, wimp!"*Cue epic Pokemon battle music*(Suddenly, Bitil rushes in.)Bitil: "Guys, guys, stop, hold everything!"Teridax: "What is it NOW, Bitil?"Bitil: "Instead of the big, epic battle that everyone thinks you guys have and what is already put down on the history books, why don't you just read my newest book? The one who holds out the longest wins!"Teridax: "And just what IS this book?"Bitil: "I'll show you!"Posted ImageTeridax: "This really DOES look like a challenge."Miserix: "Agreed. Let's do it!"[Later]Miserix: (Eyes crossed and bloodshot) "AAAUUUGH!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! THE CHEESINESS! THE CHEESINESS!"Teridax: Which means that I'm the new leader of the Makuta! WOOT! And I hereby declare that Miserix should be put to death!Miserix: "What?! Why?"Teridax: "Remember all those times you were mean to us and I said you would regret it?"Miserix: "Yeeeess..."Teridax: "Well, now I'm making you regret it!"Miserix: "Dang it!"Teridax: "Krika, you do the dirty work while I give this office the Teridax Touch!"Krika: "Fine. If I have to. Nothing else to live for anyway. sigh."Teridax: "What's with you? Why're you acting all Emo?"Krika: "I'm gonna get evaporated and you're gonna get mooned."Teridax: "You make no sense!"Krika: "Neither does my existence."Teridax: "Whatever."
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