Zyglak And Frostelus: The Not-So Epic Adventures

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The first eight chapters are found here. But now, without further ado, I present Chapter 9. CHAPTER 9: In which the Zaphos Clan Family Reunion ends up becoming one with Russia TVTropes. It was night time. Wait, that isn't actually a very good introduction for this newest chapter. Let me try this again. The night covered the ground below, where many of Zaphos' descendants were partying happily. It had been a month, or was it a year? Maybe a year, since I've forgotten a few things in the half-year since I wrote the last chapter. However, that was not really important. The important thing was that it had been a certain unit of time since all the family members had seen each other. And what better to celebrate this than the greatest tradition of the generation, Karaoke Night? Despite the terrible grammar in the last paragraph, it was easier for a reader to see the two most important points of this chapter. The first was the fact that it was the reunion, the second was that Fred, Zy and friends were all going to be dragged into the clan's Karaoke Night, which was loved by many and detested by our somewhat anti-heroic, probably Welsh frostelus who may or may not have been born in Aberdeen. However, we are not here to debate if Fred was Welsh, or if he was born in a Scottish city which Montgomery Scott was supposed to come from, despite the fact that the greatest engineer of any ship named Enterprise didn't actually have the accent. We are here to follow the adventures of Fred and Zy, who were currently partying. Now let's get all of this purple prose out of the way and get on with the story. ARHGGH. Why am I randomly using terminology from TVTropes?! Fred was having a bad day. He had randomly awoken to the sound of someone who may or may not have been the author screaming about some random wiki to find that he had been dragged all the way to the lounge room where Karaoke was normally held. It also seemed that he couldn't escape, for his sister, Karen, was particularly genre savvy and had tied him up with a rope made out of smiley faces. TVTropes has truly ruined my life Ignoring the author again, which was actually a rather incredible feat seeing that the words were floating above him in italics, Fred quickly noted that he was alone in the room, which was still clean, meaning that the event had not started yet. He also noted that two more walls had been broken down in the time he had been awaken, so he decided to tell Junkyard later. "NEVILLE USES NAGINI'S BLOOD AS SOY SAUCE!" Sighing, the British frostelus turned to face Tropos, the only frostelus in their family to be an anthropomorphic representation. There was no Wikipedos, Googlos or Deathos, but there was Tropos, which meant that he wasn't actually supposed to canonical due to the fact TVTropes already had a Moe Anthropomorphic Representation in Trope-tan. However, unlike Trope-tan, this frostelus was connected to the entire wiki. THE. ENTIRE. WIKI. "And he will reject your bribes and kill your pets," Fred replied in a deadpan, knowing that his relative was currently cycling through the Memetic Mutation page of the site. "Neville would have done it in four books!" "Please shut up," he said, sighing again. "I know you can't help it, but it is rather annoying to see that you're spouting memes without doing anything that damages the fabric of reality." A frown appeared on Tropos' face. "I'M GONNA LOVE AND TOLERATE THE FAECES OUT OF YOU!" he shouted, causing Fred to slowly attempt to back away, failing due to the fact that the British frostelus was still trapped in the ropes of smiley faces. "DYNAMIC ENTRY!" Due to the fact that there should always be a heroic rescue in every single story, Animos conveniently kicked his way through a wall and slammed into Tropos. "Let me guess," said Fred, relieved that he had been saved. "You're gonna start wearing green spandex now aren't you?" "Nope," the anime-obsessed frostelus replied. "I only wear that during Cosplay Night." Any further discussion between the two was interrupted when Neelh entered through the hole Animos had made, along with Zy, Junkyard and Karen. "So Fred," said the zyglak, who was eating cookies. "You've finally awoken." The frostelus nodded, before pausing, realising something incredibly important. Actually, there were actually two important things on his mind. "Junkyard," he said, calling over to the Makuta. "Record two more breaks of the wall between realities." There was a nod, before the weapon-loving salesman began to write it down on a notepad. "Now all we need is for something incredibly random to happen," Fred said happily, ignoring his smiley-face ropes. "Why is that?" Neelh asked. "Plot convenience." The magical words of 'plot convenience' were known for making random things come out of nowhere in this piece of fiction, so when Fred had uttered the words, something ended up appearing. In this case, the randomness level of the chapter had reached critical mass, so all of the randomness had to reform into one large object, or being. "It's a GUNDAM!!!" Animos screamed upon seeing the giant robot appear. There was silence in the air as the group attempted to grasp the concept of what had happened. "We've had enough memes today," said Karen, who was trying not to lose her temper, for she still hadn't managed to set up Karaoke Night. "BUT IT'S A-" Fred and Zy watched in awe as Karen finally snapped and kicked the golden frostelus was drop-kicked into a wall. Edited November 1, 2011 by Hubert: Crimson Lord

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CHAPTER 10 Part 1: In which the Shady Beings invade Jenova's the Zaphos Clan's Reunion. The group stared at the giant robot, who stood over them in a terrifying manner. It greatly resembled the Providence Gundam, but with a purple colour scheme. On its arms were two giant cannons, which were slowly rotating as if it was going to shoot them. "This must be Mata Nui's attempt to kill us so we won't spread any more blasphemy and heresy," said Zy, who was slowly walking backwards, hoping to escape the robot. "I doubt it my good chap," replied Fred, who was also attempting to escape the robot. "He would probably of smited us with a giant laser beam, but I'm pretty sure he doesn't have any of them left." Then the giant robot shot a beam of energy at them, which, luckily for the group, missed, but did destroy the cafeteria, along with all the food in there. This obviously enraged many of the Zaphos Clan members, so they decided to stupidly attack the giant robot. "Comrades!" one of the frostelus shouted, addressing his fellow beings. "WE SHAA EXTERMINATE THES EVIL CREATURE FUR DESTROYIN' UIR FOODSTUFFS! LIT THAUR BE VENGEANCE!" A roar rose from the ranks of the clan, and they all charged at the giant robot, brandishing anything they could find as a weapon, even if they were rather ridiculous. One of them was even using a bed as a weapon! "FOOLISH RAHI!" the giant robot shouted, kicking away several of the clan members. "YOU DARE ATTACK I, THE COLOSSUS OF THE SHADY BEINGS?" Somewhere nearby, Shady Being 1 slapped his face in exasperation. For some reason their greatest asset loved to randomly shout and reveal secrets for no real reason. However, it seemed as if they could not rely on subtlety anymore, so he called over his brethren. "Because our giant robot decided to reveal his loyalties," he said dryly, addressing the group of fellow cloaked Shady Beings. "We will have to invade ahead of schedule." The invasion force sighed, before they began to run towards the gates of the compound, where the clan members were attempting to unsuccessfully fight off the robot. "I think we're being invaded," said Captain Obvios, who was standing next to our protagonists, for 'heroes' would be too kind a description. "See, there are cloaked people rushing towards our gates." Fred nodded to his cousin. "Thanks for the hint Captain Obvios," he said, somehow without sarcasm. "It is appreciated." Neelh, who had been merely staring at the robot for several minutes, turned to look at her companions, shock on her face. "How can you guys be so calm!" she said, nearly shouting. "I mean, you guys were running away incredibly quickly before, but now you're treating this like a cup of tea!" "It's because I'm calling for reinforcements," said Karen, who had taken out a mobile phone and was dialling a rather long number. Somewhere else on the planet... *HELLO! YOU HAVE A CALL!* A groan rose from a massive being as he rolled off his bed. Being the commanding officer of the B.S.S Awesome, he had many responsibilities, one of which was to answer every phone call that was redirected to them. "Yes?" he asked, picking up the cordless phone. "Hey Tim," said the voice, which obviously belonged to Karen. "We're being invaded by random people wearing cloaks. I think we require your help." The titan sighed. "Alright," he muttered. "I'll come help you." With that, he hung up, before walking out of his room towards the bridge of the starship/airship. After all, PIZZARISONIKA MAKULIANA EXCEPTIONALPERSONOFAWESOMENESS, or Tim, had too much of a hero complex to refuse to help. --- Decided to split Chapter 10 in half, for it begins our first story arc. Yay!