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they didn't give me the job training for this.

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Pilot Biography: Elliot P. Richards

Pilot Elliot is a "Pro" listed pilot for AudioSurf. Elliot and his brother, Ezekiel, were raised on Earth, in the massive city-state of Washington, DC. Bicycle meesengers before they discovered their affinity for the shuttles that ride the Tracks, the Richards brothers were overjoyed to have a future off-planet. Elliot can remove Beats from his fuel grid, storing them in a redundant fuel grid until such a time as he needs it again. Like many of the younger members of AudioSurf families, Elliot c
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14 Days Till 17

So, yeah. I've got about two weeks left until I'm 17.   In case anyone wanted to get me presents or something. =)
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How Did I Do This?

How did I make myself cry by killing off a character who's barely two-dimensional in one of my stories when he was already listed as "dead" in my mind?
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Respawn Error Part 3

Heavy stared at Medic in dumbfounded shock as Medic looked over his medical records for Pyro calmly. "B-but Doktor! How can Pyro not be human? Pyro is credit to team!" Medic glanced at Heavy over his glasses and said, "Heavy, I do not zink zat haz any bearing on our current zituation. Pyro, vether he iz human or not, iz ztill a credit to ze team undt-Autsch! Was zum Kuckuck?" Medic brought his hand up to his face, examining it clinically.   Heavy gasped at Medic's wound. His hand was leaking bl
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Wow.

Rebel Flagship went down easy this time.   Probably because of the combo of burst laser II, Ion Blast, a Rockman/Mantis combo boarding party, and my Artillery Beam.
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My hands are clean.

Completed my third run of Dishonored, where I angled for the pacifist achievement, Clean Hands. As in, I killed only rats and river krusts. No people.   It's very satisfying to slip through a level without fighting a single man. Even more so when you're normally as stealthy as a drowning elephant.
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Dosh-garnit, Bioware.

How am I still not evil enough to betray the Asari Paladin in my squad for her murder-happy daughter?
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Bladework Of A Heroic Degree

Your first Hero Factory sabre fencer.   Of course, the only lunge available is left handed, so he's just punching some dude before stabbing them.
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Union Jacklek

OMG.   WWII DR. WHO.   STARFIGHTER SPITFIRES.   DALEK WITH A UNION JACK PLACE SO THAT MAKES IT LOOK LIKE A BOWTIE.   CAN. NOT. WAIT.
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Make Aquaintences With The Massive Weaponry Operator

"I am the gentlemanne who operates weighty firing devices. And the large mechanized automatic firing device which you see before me is my large mechanized firing device. This devicee, which I, the gentlemanne who operates high mass contraptions of steel that fire lead at supersonic speeds to impart grevious bodily harm upon my foes, refer to by female pronouns weighs one hundred and fifty thousand grams, and fires unique cartidges that cost $200 dollars apiece at a rate of ten thousand cartidges
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Who Can Withstand The Rivetening?

[+Cc+] E: OH GOD. [+Cc+] E: I was machine gunning a buncha splicers. [+Cc+] E: then a sis-less big daddy walks through a door and gets like one bullet in him. •cC• Xae-Moth: xD [+Cc+] E: Then that big daddy killed me with one rivet to the face. •cC• Xae-Moth: WIN
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On One Mr. Massani

Man, Zaeed's a hard guy to get along with. At least, until you listen to a few of his stories and supply one or two of your own.   The man's suprisingly amicable if you listen to him.   Of course, Zaeed once had a friendly conversation with a few college students. He was the only survivor.
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Wanna See A Magic Trick?

I'm going to make myself...Disappear!   *walks outside*   I'm...gone!       So yeah, I'm gone for today. See y'all tonight.
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HeeeeeṘΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑН

Have I mentioned how nice it is that Bioware made melee viable in ME3? Because I have worked my way free of several scrapes with my Asari vanguard's field of death.
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