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Like A Vast Predatory Bird...

FOR SCIENCE!   "Like a vast Predatory bird…"   H'lo all you gentlefolk. Some of you are no doubt believing that the world will end soon, given that I have updated not once—but TWICE! And in rapid succession (Well, rapid for me anyhow)   However I'm here to assure that the world is indeed safe and secure—well at least I pose no threat. Or not much of one—only a code yellow at the most   NEVERTHELESS, this entry does indeed serve a purpose—or rather, it serves a PROMISE.   Y'see, many of you

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Let's Guruguru~

Okay guys, so I've been dead, I've been really, really, really dead.   Like, zombified even.   But I'm back now, I'm unsure who cares, but I'm kindasortamaybeprobablynot back.   And now that my preamble is out of the way, let's head into the main entry.     GURUMIN: A MONSTROUS ADVENTURE  Now, no doubt somebody will accuse me of not using the proper title, as the subtitle of "A monstrous adventure" wasn't on the original PC version of Gurumin--but I don't care, I played the PSP version f

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Let's Do The Time Warp Again!

(17)   AGH.     AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH.   THIS STORY WOULD NOT END. I seriously tried. I tried, I wanted to end it around 1,000 words.   BUT IT WOULDN'T LET ME WHY WOULDN'T IT EEEEEEEEEEEND?   Read. Please read. AGH.   *Brainsplode*   Word count: 3,017   Enjoy!     Let's do the Time Warp again!    Blazing heat emanated all around the dry dunes of Po-Koro, and amidst this heat the Toa Nuva, brave heroes that they were, slogged onward. All about them there was only desolate desert, the

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Lego Star Wars Ii

'lo all.   I'm actually going to make the odd attempt to update this blasted thing every once in a while. Especially as I have set out my entries ahead of time. I'm actually working on a deadline or something, it's rather creepy.   Now, first off, some things I neglected to mention about Gurumin:   A. The little girl fights with a DRILL. Giant magic drill, it's fairly awesome. In addition to this, every strike you make levels up your drill, and there are up to three levels to achieve--howeve

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Kohaku!

KOHAKU.   WHAT ARE YOU NOT DOING IN THE CORPSES?  

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Just Some Kid

FOR SCIENCE! 2.0 (4)  I'll be perfectly honest with all of you. I had absolutely no idea where I was going with this.   The opening sentence "What can I say..." popped into my head and I began to write...from there the character just directed the story. I got a brief idea of what went on towards about halfway through, but even I was surprised at the way it turned out.   Wordcount: 813   Enjoy!       Just some kid  What can I say about Frederick Rollen? He was a punk, a snot-faced lit

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It wrecked me

If you're one of the few people who hasn't seen Wreck-it Ralph yet--I really can't encourage you enough. I went into it expecting an okay movie filled to the brim with geeky game references that I would enjoy.   What I got was one of the few movies that can make me genuinely tear up. Multiple times.   This movie has so much heart in it, you guys really need to go watch it.

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Isn't It Funny?

Isn't it funny how in the midst of tragedy you're still expected to smile?   How when all you truly desire is to curl into a ball and scream at the world. To hide, to dissapear.   You're supposed to show a happy facade to the world.   When darkness encroaches into your very being you're supposed to laugh and shrug it off. Pretend that nothing phases you.   Isn't it funny?   No.   It never has been, it never will be. I'm not a machine and I'm not unfeeling. I appear standoffish and that

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In which we ruin BIONICLE

So Becca and I like to do voices. Stupid voices, the stupidest voices. We also like BIONICLE.   Somehow this ended up with us reading BIONICLE comics (The original ones, you whippersnappers!) in said stupid voices--and for some unearthly reason recording it.   So if you've lost all will to live, read along with us by using this handy-dandy .PDF version of Comic 1   Then click on this link (Or right click and save as, if you're crazy) and let us destroy your feeble mind.

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Imagine

Two things right off the bat:   One: The Imagine title does not refer to my defunct BIONICLE: Imagine project. It was a cool idea, but it was undone by my desire to not do any work.   Two: FOR SCIENCE! Will be returning monday, I already have two seperate stories in mind for Monday and Tuesday. I will not be writing them until that day, however (Maybe I'll write Monday's on Sunday, as Monday is a busy day for me)   No, Imagine refers to the fifth part of an absolutely amazing series that ha

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I Wanna Be Sedated

(20)   It is DONE.   And with this the summary of my time off last week is basically complete.   I was on various fun things that caused me to have dulled...everything.   SO READ ON AND FIND OUT.   Word count: 820   Enjoy!     I wanna be sedated  Well, after all the fun I'd had not a day ago (See: The Joy of Painkillers for more information) I quickly figured out how to actually ingest a painkiller. Oh the fun.   It wasn't that bad, actually. In fact if I avoided biting into them t

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I Lied

Kay, scratch my entry down there. Scratch it good.   See, I'm usually doing stuff on the weekends. Fun stuff, party stuff.   Stuff that involves friends, and not computers.   THUS I will be doing FOR SCIENCE! on a WORK-WEEK Basis. 5 days a week, no more, no less.   Ah.   See you all tomorrow. (This time I mean it!)   -Janus

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I Built Myself A Life

Do I still love you? Absolutely. There's not a doubt in my mind. Through all my anger, my ego...I was always faithful in my love for you. That I made you doubt it...That is a great mistake of a life full of mistakes. The truth doesn't set us free, Robin. I can tell you I love you...As many times as you can stand to hear it...And all that does, the only thing...Is remind us...Love is not enough. Not even close.   It's a powerful message, and one I agree with entirely.   For those of you interes

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I AM ROB

HELLO YES I AM ROB     ROBROBROBROBROBROBROB   OTHER WORDS YOU CAN MAKE WITH MY NAME ROB   ORB BRO   I AM ORB BRO   OK YES THAT WAS FUN     CANADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CANADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CANADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CANADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CANADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CANADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CANADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CANADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CANADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CANADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CANADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CANADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CANADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CANADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CANADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA     i am ro

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Hullo Again

Hullo all,   As the incredibly well-written and intelligent entry below tells, I was taken in by the twin vixens of Gundam, and Gurlfren.   While Gundam held me only momentarily, Gurlfren held me quite entranced for the period of a week, and even now I am reeling from the lack of Gurlfren in my life. It is saddening.   But worry not, FOR SCIENCE! Shall return, in fact it will return with a story on this very subject.   Just not tonight, I need to make a one-minute speech and learn to slee

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Home, Home On The Yukon

FOR SCIENCE!   Home, Home on the Yukon.   And here's Fridays. I totally admit that I do not know much about Moose, or the Yukon. I BSed half of this and then researched the last little bit. It's not a particularly good work. BUT IT'S DONE.   Enjoy   December 32, 2002 Mood: Moosey Music: Moove it. I first sprung into being in the wonderful process most people call ‘birth.’ Now while I can’t remember mine (I mean, who can?) I have since borne witness to many other such events, and so ra

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Her Portrait

FOR SCIENCE! (6)  Yep, new story time. This one's a single story, though at times while writing it I wondered it would be or not. It may stretch a bit and for that I'm sorry. This has gone through the usual editing process of mine (That being a quick read through) as I hear from most professional writers that you should wait a day before trying to edit your work--and I don't have that luxury.   Oh, and my 'editor' went AWOL.   Enjoy!       Her Portrait  Fire raged all about him, the fla

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Gunpla Status 1/6

Yep, you read that correct. I've completed my first Gunpla model, the GAT-X131 Calamity Gundam piloted by Orga Sabnak. And as this what I like to refer to as a "Testbed" model, I've compiled a list of all the things done correctly and incorrectly. One of them is very short, the other very long. Take a guess which?   GAT-X131 CALAMITY GUNDAM   Code name: Calamity Gundam Unit type: prototype artillery mobile suit Manufacturer: Earth Alliance (Atlantic Federation) Operator: Earth Alliance

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Great Big Sea

Is amazing.   Seriously.   If you can listen to songs like Lucky Me, Let it Go, Love, and Something Beautiful and not feel happy with life--there is something severely wrong.   Look beyond the cut for my favourite bits of each song.     Lucky Me   Who would have thought for a moment She'd have to grow up so fast The school beauty queen with a child at sixteen Swore that her fortunes had passed   But blessings can hide in the strangest disguise And I know she would agree As long as t

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Gray Morality

So as everyone already knows I've been playing Mass Effect 2. And while for the most part I really enjoy it. I've been having some problems with the choices. Not just the "click something you think Shepard would say only for her to say something completely different, accidentally earn renegade/paragon points" but more specifically with the whole binary system in the first place.   Spoilers to follow. Liek whoa.   Mordin's Loyalty Mission       Legion's Loyalty Mission       Collector Base  

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Gods

FOR SCIENCE! 2.0 (9)  This is an idea that's been floating in the back of my head since last week, and it was going to be the entry for Thursday--but I couldn't write to a degree that made me happy, so I scrapped it. Here is part one in all its glory.   Part two comes tomorrow.   Word count: 870   Enjoy!     Gods  Samuel East—Sam, for short, was sitting quietly on a bench outside the park; with a small book open on his lap he sat unobtrusively.   To say that he was careful to ensure

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Getting To Know You

I am Janus, I am ancient, I am ageless, I am omnipotent.   And I do not exist.   I am a shell, a false face that someone masquerades as, I am nothing more than a mask that allows a living flesh and blood human to do his work online. I do not, have not, and will never exist except in his mind, and perhaps in yours as well.   My name is Robert, a quaint name but the one that I am blessed with.   Why am I writing this? Is it ego? An overinflated sense of self?...That may be part of it, but

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