xkcd Discworld mention is :3
Well, lots of stuff happened Arpywise while BZP was down. This may be obvious, but then again, it may not. So. I worked some, like, nine-hour days at the pool because coworkers were on vacation and beng held captive by their evil fathers and so on, went to an awesome Catholic youth conference (Catholic girls :3), organized the games for our parish picnic (and one of them in particular is the source of much :3fulness), built a RED NINJACOPTER and a cyborg tauntaun
Last night, having taken it upon myself to attend the midnight showing of Harry Potter movie, I set off to the nearest cinema with my sign and a bag containing divers and interesting things, there to sit in line for a rather long time. Having learned from my mistake of arriving at Transformers 2 only an hour before it started, I got to the movie theater six hours early this time. And let me just take this oppurrtunity to say that hardcore Potterphiles are much more fun to be in line with than an
So my Independence Day was pretty much the best in living memory. My living memory, of course. I drove to the next town over to see the fireworks display in the waterfront/downtown area and then moseyed on down to the place where my friend's dad's Italian ice stand usually is and was indeed for the holiday and general busyness and such, where I was pleased to see said friend, with whom I went to watch the fireworks show and afterwards helped take down the vendor stand and then hung out some more
Haha, so I lied. Maybe. Hey, it's still July 3 PST!
My College Education
(Just My Imagination, the Cranberries)
There is a game I like to play
I like to hit the frats on Friday nights
Lose my head until Monday
Sometimes classes get stowed
But I'm living for the party scene
Living not for a 4.0
My college education
My college education
My college education
This is
My college education
My college education
My college education
This is
You know, some classes are okay
Like
Alas, being out of college for the summer has drastically diminished my productivity, creativity, and time on the computer in one, and the prospect of further parodies seems quite unlikely. So to wrap up, here's my list of works in progress. Some of them are no more than titles, some of them I'd quite like to finish, but here they are regardless:
BZP Lovers (Back in Black, AC/DC)
Parody City (Paradise City, Guns'n'Roses)
Yes I Am Still Alive (I Can't Drive Fifty-Five, Sammy Hagar/Portal mas
I bet I could have scored higher if I hadn't had to wait for everyone to get done with the sections. Totally threw off my groove. *throws fellow test-takers out of giant ear, except for those two girls I quite like* But grrr maths and essays. 800 on the Critical Reading anyway, so huzzah.
|rawr nonconformity|
Talkin’ On My iPhone
(Knockin' On Heaven's Door, Bob Dylan)
Hey man, take this app off of here
I can't use it anymore.
Gettin’ tired of charging my battery
I’m getting sick of talkin’ on my iPhone
Talk, talk, talkin’ on my iPhone
Talk, talk, talkin’ on my iPhone
Talk, talk, talkin’ on my iPhone
Talk, talk, talkin’ on my iPhone
Hey man, there’s no wireless around
I can't Google anymore
Apple is just enslaving me
I’m getting sick of talkin’ on my iPhone
Talk, ta
So I just got back from the midnight showing of Transformers 2 and boy, am I tired. I am also here to tell you that it was better than the first one. Much.
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So then Mikaela was outside the garage and I was all WAIT NO WHAT IS SHE--oh. Yay for French Bulldogs? One man--betrayed by his country. The monster of Caer Bannog was in Leo's dorm, did you see? And no I don't mean Alicia or whoever. But she was just all kinds of creepy. So Leo and Simmons
This is a picture of my slightly tipsy aunt plying a Godzilla toy (who snuck into the family photos along with a few other nonrelatives) with wine:
Also. Worst. Cake. Ever.
Seriously.
SAT results are supposed to be released Thursday and I am starting to grow impatient and/or insaner.
Also, Transformers tonight. With a girl. Who actually wants to go to the midnight showing. :3
(...Though the fact that the girl is going to be there is wholly tangential, and when I say "with" I mean we are merely going to the same movie at the same time and may or may not sit together, depending on whether we can find each other and many other factors besides, and she is also
I accidentally a bit of a gun scare at the parish school yesterday.
Also, "googlize" is totally a better verb than just "google."
And I got hired as a lifeguard at the local pool. Heck yes!
Eating Some Ice Cream
(Running Down a Dream, Tom Petty)
Looked in the freezer today, saw all the shelves
Stacked two or three high, full of cartons
Time went by, I was still deciding
The exact flavors I would like
Yeah, eatin’ some ice cream
Butter pecan praline
Wolfin’ down some strawberry
Don’t need any bowl for me
Eatin' some ice cream
I had my spoon, stainless steel and unbreakable
Grabbed another tub, lemon lime
You know I think my appetite’s insatiable
But cookie dough
Well technically, it was Hermione. But the series, you know...
Anyway, here is a parody scrap which I am unlikely to finish:
You’ve got to take the function’s derivative
Eliminate any constants
Watch for discontinuities
And don’t mess with that Gottfried Liebnitz
I think I was really reaching there.
We Will Bohrok You
(We Will Rock You, Queen)
Nuhvok you’re a Bohrok with a Krana
Sayin’ chikt-chikt-chikt gonna tear down some stuff today
There’s mud on your faceplate
You’re doin’ great
Kickin’ Tohunga all over the place
We will just Bohrok you
We will just Bohrok you
Nuhvok you’re a swarm player team player
Got your handshields gonna take on a Toa someday
You got Krana for brains
You’re doin’ great
Makin’ your tunnels all over the place
We will just Bohrok you
We wil
I Ate My Peas
(I Kissed a Girl, Katy Perry)
This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
My mother was bugging me
Lost my discretion
It's not what I'm used to
But I'll just try them once
I'm curious, for them,
What do they taste like?
I ate my peas
And I liked it
The taste of those round green veggies
I ate my peas
Just to try it
I hope my pet dog don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean they're my new delight
I ate my peas
And I liked it
Welcome to PARODAISICAL PIMPIN’, home hub for ANFS(C/L)D’s participation in the Pimp My Blog contest!
The theme for this blog, in this contest? Parodies. I may not be musically minded, but when a man has the same birthday as popular parody musician Weird Al Yankovic, he has to take action. I am such a man, and I have taken such action. Parodies are a great way of making sad songs funny, funny songs hilarious, and songs with lots of swearing more G-rated. I can’t guarantee that I’ll actually
After a stint with xkcd's map of the internet, I returned to the jumbletastic style of my previous desktop.
Needs more small yet awesome images to fill in the cracks, preferably with black/transparent backgrounds. Zergling rush them!
While I possess some level of appreciation for practically all human beings, you are especially cool and awesome. Choosing the right font is an essential component of the presentation of books, cards, entry photos, comics, blog entries, and all other mediums in which text is used in whole or in part. Whenever I am composing such things, I feel secure knowing that people such as you are looking out for me and my interests by ensuring a wide range of quality fonts for me to choose from. Thank you
At college today I learned how beavers were smarter than the early English colonists and thus New York City. Aside from that, nothing of substance. Ain't higher education great?
But then again, who does?
Also, consider the following situation: A group called "i like the smell of rain" has a discussion called "describe the smell of rain in one word." Five pages of this, and not one person has mentioned petrichor. What do I do?
