Hello?
Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me.
Is there anyone at home?
Come on, now,
I hear you're feeling down.
Well I can ease your pain
And get you on your feet again.
Relax.
I need some information first.
Just the basic facts
Can you show me where it hurts?
There is no pain you are receding
A distant ship, smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves.
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying.
When I was a child I had a fever
My hands
Who is my dad?
My dad is a man who wears pink cowboy hats, skirts, takes a spatula and dances around, all while singing along to Never Gonna Give You Up.
Seriously, living with him is like a disease.
I bought him yesterday, since my local Toys R Us was out of Nex.
And... HE IS AWESOME.
That is all.
Oh, and don't watch The Green Hornet, it's a terrible movie.
I find World War II to be possibly the most interesting thing that has happened in history.
And I'm learning about it now!
I'm actually paying attention!
