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Words we often so desperately want to say, but leave unspoken, for one reason or another, for fears rational and irrational, whether it makes sense or not. 

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The First Question

QUESTION ONE   WHAT IS YOUR OPINION ON LEGO'S HANDLING OF THE SECOND GENERATION OF BIONICLE, WHEN COMPARED TO LEGO'S HANDLING OF THE FIRST GENERATION OF BIONICLE?
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The Fireworks Argh

Since there are fireworks tonight I know that I'm most likely not going to be getting any sleep. So many loud fireworks...   And even if I do go to sleep, it'll only be three hours at the maximum before I get awoken.
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The Fifth of November

Remember, remember, the fifth of November... don't get dismembered. It doesn't go that way but dismember rhymes with remember and November so why not?   North Americans, I've got a question, how many people with horrible facial hair are wearing guy fawkes masks today and do they realise we burn effigies of that person this night every year? (We also burn effigies of other people but let's not go there because it will end badly if we do.)
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The Fifth of November

Remember, remember, the fifth of November, come join the splendour at the local community centre and please don't dismember our local defenders in front of our event attenders until it turns december, it'll just raise their tempers.   Remember, people - Guy Fawkes was a religious terrorist who wanted to blow up the Houses of Parliament with gunpowder, not a misunderstood hero.   "But I saw a movie"   No.
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The Earthspheroid

Acknowledging assistantence non-foreign individuals of +95% similar chemicular arrangement.   This exact-particular existence instance of Us is retroactively foolenstanced various existence instances of title designation Earthenbeing, self-assigned 'Humans', senseless inlogic used frequency upper than assume-knowned limits. Peviously unexisted measuring documentation started require prior unexisting existence instance.   Infilisguising above high unsuccess chancentage. Unable consumable smelle
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The complaints about 2015

I've seen a few complaints about how 2015 'isn't BIONICLE', and I just have to wonder...   Who are you to say what is and isn't BIONICLE? If you came in at 2006 - and never experienced 2001-2003 or 2004-2005 - and they happened later on instead - would you say they're 'not BIONICLE' because they have a different feel to them? BIONICLE in 2001 was very different to BIONICLE in 2010. If you took out Tahu, Mata Nui, and Makuta, three names prominent since 2001 out of 2010, would you even be able to
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The Clown Rap

I once wrote a Clown rap in an attempt to make a rap worse than the Piraka rap.   it was about twice as nonsensical and much worse. I asked Portal.gif, and I recall he said I succeeded in making a pretty bad rap. At the time we had realised just how little sense the Piraka rap's lyrics made, and me, having recently talked about clowns, was spurred into making a clown rap to mock the Piraka rap which kind of failed as it was much worse.   If only I had save it to a file.   If only I could recreat
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The Cities of Bota Magna

THE CITIES OF BARA MAGNA KRUTIERA MAGNA Krutiera Magna, the City of Earth, home of the Earth Tribe, and ruled by the Element Lord of Earth. It is perhaps one of the grandest cities to have ever existed, even compared to those before the Shattering, and it is still expanding to this day, taking advantage of its resource-rich environment. Its safety and security is unmatched almost anywhere else, a fact so many others could only beg for, enforced by Krutiera Magna's highly trained guards
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The Changes Of Names, Part Three: The Part Where People Vote

!!   There were so many good names I can't simply pick one alone. Therefore, it is time to vote. I've made them all commit a crime, and now it's up to you to decide which one gets the punishment of being my name.   A 12 Oz. Bottle Pocket Knife Nail Trimmers Firework Life Size Bill Murray wufwufwufWOOF LEGO General Discussion Games and Trivia In line with your recent interest in clowns Crazy Clown College do i even I'm an Ostrich Zoosmell Pooplord ryuryurtyurtuyrtyurturtruy HORG yes: i had anothe
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The Changes of Names Of Name Changes

When I said I already had a name in mind in the preceding entry, I lied. Absolutely terrible, I know.   You now have about 24 hours to suggest a name. Also no guarantee that I'll use it, but I can still take inspiration from it. It shall last for 45 days,   Go wild. It doesn't even have to be a name. If I felt like it, I might even use a name like 'Forums Blogs Gallery Quizzes Raffles Members Calendar Store Tracker Referrals', or 'View New Content', or 'Publish Immediately (Change)', or even
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The Changes of Names

In a few days I can change my BZP name.   Suggest me names, please. Maybe 'I LOVE PUNS' or 'Pulse' or 'Pulsating Pulse' or 'Pulsating Cheddar' or 'CHEDDAR FOR FISTS' or 'NAME SUGGESTED BY BZPOWER' THIS IS TOO COMMON, TOO OVERDONE. Besides... I already have a name in mind for once. While we're on names, here's a confession: I don't hate puns.   You know what, comment and I'll give you name based on what first comes into my head after reading your comment. Because nobody said I can't suggest name
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The Best Set of Each Wave

Note that I will be starting from Lehvak-Kal, since that was my first BIONICLE set. I will also say I am not avoiding Bias. For obvious reasons, I am going to consider Small Sets, Canister Sets, and Large Sets to be separate as much as possible, though this will be hard for Hero Factory because of its inconsistent numbers of small sets and canister-sized sets per wave. Notably, for the first few waves it's going to be matters of preference even moreso.   GENERATION 1 2003 (The Bohrok-Kal and
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The Beasts, and also Ekimu

I've seen plenty of speculation about where the beasts come from, or who they really are, or whatnot. Stuff like they're corrupted creatures, corrupted Toa, Hero Factory villains in the wrong universe....   Therefore I present ten options that nobody seems to have acknowledged: They are mutated villagers/protectors. They're entirely new and not related to any other character/creature in any way other than Umarak. They are the shattered pieces of Vezok and seek unification so that Vezok can
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The Barraki

Thinking about it, the Barraki were probably among the best waves in G1 BIONICLE. They weren't clones of each other, unlike the Bohrok, Rahkshi, Vahki. Hordika, Piraka, or Inika. They were quite distinct from each other, and yet they belonged together, and you could definitely see how they resembled creatures of the sea, well, most of them. Kalmah is probably the one with the weakest design, seeing as he looks nothing like a squid. Ehlek and Takadox have the strongest designs, and Mantax, Carapa
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The Ancient City

There's something I'd like to know: why did the villagers of Okoto leave the city in the first place? Was it cursed? Was it reimbursed (with death)? Was the city the worst? Of cities to be abandoned, was it the first?   Also, it's in the shape of the BIONICLE symbol. You know the one, the one that was on the bottom of G1 canisters. There's chasms between the five parts, with the tomb-forge of Ekimu being on the central pillar-dot and the residences of Ekimu and Makuta on the outer two pillar-do
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That chef

That chef better be one of the major most plot-integral characters in BIONICLE 2015.
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Telephones

What if telephones could talk to us?   Not through other people's messages, but of their own volition? What if they could plot to make you miss important calls and prevent you from being able to make calls? What if they could play some sort of noise that slowly killed you? What if they could manipulate humans into doing their evil work? What if they could pretend to be other people by splicing together previous calls to create a new, dubious call? What if telephones revolted against humans?   Wh
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Sw__d_n

I once confused a place called 'Swindon' with Sweden.   This led me to say that I could drive to Sweden, despite living on an island with no land bridge to Europe. We had one once, but it's under the sea and raising it would probably disrupt far too many things to be viable.   I feel embarrassed for my (still) bad grasp of geography.
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SW CCBS, AND A QUESTION!

Wow. It's really popular. Three out of six sets are already sold out according to LEGO, and it's only been two weeks. Grievous is one of them, and that's the most expensive set of the wave.   That didn't happen to BIONICLE G2.   I do have to wonder, though - in the past year we've gained three new shell attachments, which, as far as I am aware, is more than 2013+2014 combined. The piston add-on, the skull add-on, and that 'shoulderpad' add-on the SW sets use. That's three. Let's add the common
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SUDDEN QUIZ

1. What is absolutely "Magnificent!" according to Mata Nui? 2. Is Krekka Blue or Red? 3. What were Thulox' and Morak's role in the 2007 story? 4. How did Onua save Lewa from Skull Spiders in the animations? 5. When Vezon appeared in 'The Kingdom' alternate universe, who did he kill? 6. When did Brutaka stop being a character and more of a tool? 7. How many Makuta died in 2008, including the ones that survived and later died in 2010? 8. What explosive fruits grow on Mata Nui, Bara Magna, and Oko
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Stupidester Question

What if the Toa's weapons aren't being wielded by the Toa, and instead the weapons were wielding the 'Toa'? As if we had mistaken the red weapon Tahu wields as 'Tahu' when in reality Tahu's actually those two surfboard swordy things.
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