Hello everyone! I know it's been a million and a half years since I've been around here, but unfortunately I was dealing with some real-life-things so BZP took a backseat for a while. Thankfully, now all that has mostly passed over and school is done so I have literally nothing to do. So, I have decided to be active more. I don't know how many--if anyone--will remember me but hopefully I can make a positive impact while I'm back. I was going to make a post a while ago, saying I was sorry I
I've joined once more. If you're interested in some interaction with a crazy guy obsessed Gollum-style with a box, go to Ko-Wahi! Also, I've discovered possibly the BEST feature ever. When using the quick reply, if a new post, it TELLS YOU. AND SHOWS YOU THE POST!
Please people.
It's a comedy. Not a death threat or insult to your mother.
It's on an internet website, not personally related to your life.
It won't start a nuclear holocaust. But neither will flaming people who don't like it!
Do I like it? No- but the one thing I like a lot less is the flaming that has been going on surrounding it. Is it really worth getting worked up over?
This is a plea to let cooler heads prevail. If you don't like it, or do like it, or simply don't care, wha
The BZ-Metru Story, Chapter 31
Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.
Sam Ewing
Christmas Morning—a time for young children to wake up early and find that presents have magically appeared under the tree, a gift from Hapori Tohu. For parents, it is a time of peace and solitude from the daily hustle and bustle of normal life. For armies warring against each other, it is a much needed respite and a time to lay down arms. For leaders of two
Chamber Choir
Honors American Literature
Religion II
Honors Algebra II and Geometry
Latin II
Lunch
AP European History
Honors Chemistry
Easy classes are italicized. Classes which will destroy my soul are bold.
Books have the same enemies as people: fire... and their own content.
Paul Valery (1871 - 1945) (Paraphrased)
The BZ-Metru Story Chapter 30
Schizo Kaita was un-happy.
All his life he had dreamed of getting to where he was: Forum Leader of the Library. Not just comedies- the whole library. The years of hard work,
determination and sacrifice had paid off. He had scores of minions working for him: from the once great Hahli Husky, to the lowly Snoopy82.
But still, he was unha
I find it hilarious that this topic was closed only after three and a half pages were added, it had a run a top the Top Ten Hot Topics, and was number 2 for a while, and was surely reported by many dozens of members.
The topic about topics dying... never died!
After much work, procrastination, and constipation just posting this, may I present my SS Olympics entry.
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The life of a spy is not an easy one. Every day, they must risk their lives for what they believe is the greater good, AKA the whims of the politicians for which they work. They commit unspeakable acts- thievery, treachery, and yes, sometimes even murder- all to aid their government and to feed their families. The latter is not an easy task, for despite the horrors which they und
If you've been redirected here, it's most likely because you've been reviewed- by me! Use this guide as a tool for understanding the number rating attached to my review.
1/10 Utter Spam. Never to be used.
2/10 Slightly better than spam. Barely coherent story and grammar of a three year old. Never to be Used.
3/10 The story has a defined beginning middle and end as well as some essence of believable characters, but the grammar is still a mess.
4/10 Your grammar still has a few mista
Can someone please tell me why in the world BZP has been so slloooooooowwww these past few days? I haven't been able to get on without a board message all day yesterday!
One day, two Matoran decided to go fishing. One was a Ta-Matoran, the other a Ko-Matoran. They went to Ga-Koro and rented a boat from the locals, being overcharged in the process. They also rented fishing poles, lures, and life jackets, once again overpriced. Okoth made a small fortune that day.
Of course, such an event begs the question: What in the name of Karzahni are a Ta-Matoran and a Ko-Matoran doing fishing!?
But that’s not really important, so we’ll let you figure that out for your
