I'm not joking in the least. Now, cards are crunchy, but many things are too when you use crunchy in the sense I do. Crunchy just happens to mean nifty, mawesome, spifferific, etcetera. (Look! There's my word!)
But I'm serious. Until a minute ago I had no idea cards were crunchy in both senses of the word. Chomping on a Jack of Clubs was an entertaining if unusual experience. The pleasures of it are liken to dipping your hands in a bag of beans or cracking open creme brulee.
So I'd recomm
I have a friend named Phillip Man. I'm not joking. His first name is Phillip and his last name is Man.
Well, actually, his last name is Mane. But there's a circumflex over the A, signifying it was once Masne but the S was dropped for some reason. Therefore, many people mispronounce it "Mane" as in the state Maine or the lion's mane, but no. It's correctly pronunced "Man". Every superhero has to have a theme song, so I coined this jingle:
Phillip Man, Pheh-Phillip Man.
He does nothing at a
I wrote a wikipedia article on Oofo this morning in 1st period. When I checked back in 3rd, it was in danger of "speedy deletion" for nonsense and hoaxiness. Oh well. Now I understand what happened to Exo's Eggso article.
I've got the article copied and saved on my school computer, so I'll get it up on here tomorrow.
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Truly was awesome. There's that whole "religious" guideline here on BZP, and I'll try to respect that. But I mean, come on! It's sad I have to hold back such good news.
Yes, I went on a mission trip with my church and got to reach nearly 1000 people with the Message. It was small, only 16 of us, and only for one weekend, but we partnered up with a ministry down there which boosted our ranks a bit.
We spent about 15 minutes for restroom/sandwich break when we got there, then jumped right i
As goofy as I like to be, there come times in life when one must be serious and somber. This is one of those times, and this blog entry is dedicated in remembrance of the victims of the Septembet 11th terrorist attack on the World Trade Center.
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I recently rentrered from fundraising out on the streetcorners. Very experiential. About seven of us teens went to some diner and talked with our pastor for a while, then we went out with the intention to do what we did last week. (Just what did we do last week? Tune in next paragraph for the thrilling conclusion!) Instead, we went to Heb, made some posters, and staked out a busy intersection for anyone willing to donate to our various summer mission trips. It was very productive, at least 150$
It's befitting that my last entry was on cards. Because I've recently learned the world's best card game and wish to share it with you. It is called Minimao
This can be found on Kevan dot org, yes indeed that site of those zombie links. But this game has nothing to do with those, thankfully.
Here's how it works:
BASIC GAME RULES
- Take a deck of cards. Literally any deck. This game will work with traditional playing cards (jokers included), Trading cards, business cards, absolutely a
I've just returned from my fifth trip to Mexico. I haven't been on BZP for so long because I've been fasting in preparation for it. And I don't think I'll be very active on BZP from now on, though I'm not abondoning it or anything.
Anyways, this past week has been astounding. Astonishing. Incredible. Spectacular. But in all the ways that aren't allowed to be particularly mentioned on BZP. It's basically the same thing that we did way back in October, but doubled. The group was about 5 members
Quess what? I've got another grande reason why I haven't been here lately. This past weekend, besides being my birthday (loved the topic guys, you make me feel so proud), included my fourth trip to the lovely nation about 4 hours away.
Though we went to the same ministry in Nuevo Laredo, it was quite different from last time. Instead of performing dramas at ministry sites, it was entirely Christmas-gift oriented. We brought presents and toys to all the underpriviliged children, and beans, ric
Felt like talking about the game everyone agrees is at least one reason Nintendo owns: Super Smash Bros. Melee. I haven't found a soul who dislikes it, this ultimate-fighting game of Nintendo All-Stars. Well, now (especially with Brawl) It's more like the All-Stars and the Co-Stars and the Anti-Stars as well.
But what sparked this blogtry is that I finally regot the game. Not considering trophies, I unlocked everything I could before I got Mewtwo. This left me without Mr. Game and Watch, Batt
There's something extremely important I need to tell you about.
No! Don't listen to me!
No! Really, please listen!!
Don't listen to a word I say!! I'm not-
- Don't listen to that! Listen to ME.
I'm an imposter!
No! I'm real, please, please..
Don't listen to a word I say!
Listen!
No!
No!
If I tell you I'm real because I'm the one alive, don't listen to me! That's proof I'm fake!
Please, I have to tell you!
No! Please, please don't think I'm real... please..
So yeah. I notice I begin many thoughts with that phrase.
So yeah. Yesterday I went to my first real interview. That's right, interview. As in, Etcetere is soon joining the ranks of Those BZPers Who Actually Have Jobs. I'm going to be an employee. Oh my word.
Unfortunately, I haven't much to say on my driver's permit progress, which ought to have been achieved last July. Life goes on.
Anyway, check out Etcetere's prospective place of employment.
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Nobody paid any attention to my philosophy of subconscial creation, not that I put much seriousness in it anyway.
Neeways, I present you now with the most thrilling installment, the Ipaedia, the complete compilation of all Ippish lore. I've made a couple entries concerning Ip, and these basically are glimpses of the articles and entries to be found within the encyclopaedia of Ip. And admittedly, much of the Lore of Ip is created on the spot, so I must have some audience suggestion. What sorts
BZP is suddenly allowed on my school's computer! Yay!
Oh, and I drew this diagram.
2. Innocent building
3. Tidal wave of pink lemonade
1. Projected trajectory of tidal wave
Probably the most unnatural natural disaster known to mankind.
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So I've been suffering from an all-things-creative-er's block for the past month or so. I need ideas. Good ones.
Though I don't think I'll find much success by asking the general populace of BZP, especially those who frequent my blog.
Still. Surprise/impress me.
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I happen to be proficient at Game Maker. The sad thing is, I haven't used it in forever. If I had gotten to work and finished the games I'd started, I'd be way > Anaglyph. Which I'm a member of anyway, and have been neglegent in that area as well.
Anyways, there's been several good games I've thought of. And I'm making them all my own. I can sprite, I can midi-compose, I can do GML, I can conceptualize, I can dispense apricots.
Which reminds me..
Anyways, my newest idea-in-the-works
I so totally contain the wind within my pocket!
The Power is MINE!
I'm home, tis what, and I'm totally on-fire and everything. My life is changed- more like, taken a leap forward. To all you "Wha's this guy talking about" people, let's just say.. I know who I am and what I live for- and I'm determined to live up to my purpose. Sure I knew those things before, but now it takes a whole deeper meaning. I'd love to share with you about it.
Indeed, I've come home and haven't had a perfect la
