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Kuchisake Onna

Kuchisake Onna, also known as The Slit-Mouth Woman, is a Japanese urban legend about a disfigured Japanese woman who brandishes a large scissors and preys on children. She has an enormous slit mouth, which extends from ear to ear in a horrible, permanent smile. The Slit Mouth Woman walks the streets of Japan, wearing a surgical mask and hunting for children. If you cross her path, she will stop you and ask you a question. If you give her the wrong answer, there will be horrible consequences.  
Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

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Just Saw Defiance

And I think we can all agree that James Bond blowing away Nazis with an MP40 is just awesome.     so uh...   Anyway it was a good movie not something really to bring a young kid to, they drop the F bomb like seven times in the movie and there’s lots 'o' blood and gore but it's still is something I'd want to buy when it comes out on disc.
Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

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Just A Thought

You know how when you have to get a cavity drilled at the dentist? Well you know when they dope you up on pain killers until your out of your mind or completely unconscious?       That would be the perfect time for him to slice your jugular right open with any of his readily available tools.
Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

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It's Spreading...

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Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

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It's Just A Jump To The Left.....

AND A STEP TO THE RI-I-I-IGHT!     put your hands on your hips...     AND BRING YOUR KNEES IN TI-I-I-GHT!     BUT IT'S THE PELVIS THRUUUUUUUUUUUST THAT'LL DRIVE YOU IN-SA-YA-YAAAAANEE!     LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN   LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN   LEEEEEET'S DO THE TIME WAAAAAAAAAARP AGAIN          
Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

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Is Someone Getting

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Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

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Invader Zim

It's sad that Invader Zim even after being killed in it's prime it's still better than 85% of cartoons still being made...for example The Simpsons, Family Guy, 6teen, TDI, TDA, Chowder, Flapjack, the newer spongebob's, south park, and Happy tree friends.   Also...  
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Jonestown Bartender

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