If by some miracle my secret plans work and I do successfully steal a skyship and become a sky pirate...
First thing I'm doing is blowing up a walmart.
Ever notice how people today seem to go out of their way to not touch people?
You'll swerve to avoid brushing someone while walking down the street, close friends try not to bump each other while walking, even lovers try to keep PDAs to a minimum.
Fathers are discouraged from holding their daughters' hands because it's "perverted," and ditto for sons.
"Hands to yourself!" is a frequently heard phrase in the classroom.
Think.
Today and yesterday, did you actually come in physical contact
Dumbledor got killed fighting another wizard and then was...well...dead
Gandalf got killed fighting a five story tall demon then fell to his death and came back 10 times more powerful
Gandalf also has an awesome hat
There's a cold wind carrying ice and snow down from the mountains, when it hits your face it will cut you. The sky is gray, but sometimes will clear up and show a cold, dull looking sun that seems to mock with sadistic hatred. Every now and then birds will be knocked into buildings by the wind, I saw one bashed into an on coming car. Its tiny body spread as it hit the wind shield, it slide across the top of the car and fell off. It's fragile body almost split in half was crushed under the tires
I'm a herpderp.
My herp (derp,herp,hurr, and durr) were all durrhurr.
I am a derpherpderp.
I am herpdederp in both the hurr and durr, and hurrdee durr durr.
I herped derp hurr durr with a derp hurr durr herp.
I am not herp do derp, but lost my herp at derp and herp derp derp.
I am herp, derp and hurrdurr.
And i am herp derp derp.
We want adventure but there's nowhere left to explore.
We want community but exist,shoe-horned into massive cities, surrounded by people but utterly, utterly alone.
We strive to find love, for most of us it will never come, and for those who do, will find the loss of it was worse than never having had it at all.
Everything about the modern human experience is ######ed up and things were even worse before :\
"I am Sam.
I have reached the gates of ######. I entered without fear. I met the Lord of All Evil, and we made a deal. I got back to Earth, with a task.
I have to kill 665 people before I die. If I do so, I will spend eternity as a Demon King in ######, with my own Legion to command. Of course, I’m very delighted by that perspective…
There is one condition, though: I cannot just kill random people. There is a trigger: if they hear one simple incantation involving my name, they are eligi
