1. I can lift about twice my own weight but because I don't get half the sleep I should I'm really, really short and scrawny looking.
2. My impulsiveness mixed with self-destructive tendency can get me in to some less then pleasant situations.
3. I get bored at night and when I get bored I start to think and when I think I get a really alienated feeling.
4. I'm short.
5. I have a high metabolism so I look like a stick.
6. I think the FBI is out to get me.
7. I think the FBI is on it'
We had a decent house in a nice area, and it was sold to us for an stupidly low price.
No it wasn't haunted but we did find some really messed up stuff there;
In the basement in a small metal box we found some Phone taps, in the attic above the garage we found a sawed of shot gun and some heavy plastic storage bags, but the strangest and most disturbing thing was that when my dad was fixing our bathroom there were shot gun pellets stuck on the inside of the wall.
We think the guy w
I'll miss something thats important and interesting that I know is going to happen soon even if no one else dose
but if I don't sleep I'll go crazy...
Something cools gonna happen soon, I can feel it.
AND A STEP TO THE RI-I-I-IGHT!
put your hands on your hips...
AND BRING YOUR KNEES IN TI-I-I-GHT!
BUT IT'S THE PELVIS THRUUUUUUUUUUUST THAT'LL DRIVE YOU IN-SA-YA-YAAAAANEE!
LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN
LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN
LEEEEEET'S DO THE TIME WAAAAAAAAAARP AGAIN
You could you know, ask me to remove it?
It seems that most of what gets me in trouble is that someone doesn't like something I post, they make a long winded rant about how I'm wrong/a bad person, I get mad, they report me for pwoto.
You could save us both a lot of time if you just said;
"That offends me, could you please remove it?"
I'd be like;
"k, sure"
and you'd be like;
"awesome, thanks man."
You guys want me to be reasonable? why don't you try being reasona
I've spent most of my life in Maryland
Almost everything impotent in my life has happened to me in Maryland
The university I hope to go to is in Maryland
All the jobs for what I want to do are in Maryland
I'll probably die in Maryland.
I'm okay with this.
If you were offered the ability to bend anyone law of reality once a day but it drains your life force every time you used it would you accept?
Their are however some rules.
1. You can not use your powers to stop your powers from stealing your life, if you try this you'll create a paradox and die instantly.
2. What ever changes you make are permanent unless you change them back.
3. Life force drain is proportional to the change.
4. You can only make one change every 24 hours.
5. If
Sociopath= someone who does bad things and doesn't feel bad about it.
Psychopath= someone who attacks the president becuase Captain Crunch came out of their cereal box and told him he would eat his soul if he didn't do his bidding.
Schizophrenic= someone who took the imagery friend thing a little too far
"I am Sam.
I have reached the gates of ######. I entered without fear. I met the Lord of All Evil, and we made a deal. I got back to Earth, with a task.
I have to kill 665 people before I die. If I do so, I will spend eternity as a Demon King in ######, with my own Legion to command. Of course, I’m very delighted by that perspective…
There is one condition, though: I cannot just kill random people. There is a trigger: if they hear one simple incantation involving my name, they are eligi
