Dude, some of those guns in the new Wii game are actually going to come out in 2009. Note the TM sign on the Spartan and Raider. The Spartan is WICKED.
I've figured out the paradox parents use on us, they always say they'll do it "tomorrow", but in reality there is no such thing as tomorrow. Only today. So they're really saying they'll never do it! Aha!
I was eating a chocolate bar, which happens to have the texture of a molar, and I lost my tooth and swallowed it. I didn't realize until it started bleeding.
So at lunch today, I was sitting with my friend, and everything goes quiet, and then he starts singing "purple monkeys, purple monkeys. . ."
For some reason, we both found that funny and laughed the remainder of lunch. Wow.
