I know why:

It's small, has no big stores where one can buy toys, and it's boring.

At least that's why I hate my town.

I know why:

 

It's small, has no big stores where one can buy toys, and it's boring.

 

At least that's why I hate my town.

That and everyone is either older than sixteen or less than eight. And that there is no music on the radio less than twenty years old. And that everyone is either a Hippie or a Hillbilly.

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Sounds like a nice, small, charming town.

And that there is no music on the radio less than twenty years old.

-FM

You say that like its a bad thing.

Sounds like a nice, small, charming town.

 

And that there is no music on the radio less than twenty years old.

-FM

You say that like its a bad thing.

It is. Pop music is bad, man.

Oh come on, the <90's weren't that bad.

Sounds like a nice, small, charming town.

 

And that there is no music on the radio less than twenty years old.

-FM

You say that like its a bad thing.

 

It is. Pop music is bad, man.

But they have things like Hawaiian, Blues, Bluegrass, Jazz, Country (five stations of it), endless banjo music or Celtic, but no Rock.

-FM

So does this mean no one blasts their radios at exceedingly loud levels?

What radio stations are these?

 

I want them!

All the same one, the local one.

So does this mean no one blasts their radios at exceedingly loud levels?

Nope, they just blast fast, endless banjo music.

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