So you're changing your name.

Big deal.

It's not just a name change.

*shudders*

I tried to compromise, I even combined our names!

But that wasn't enough.

*Shudders and goes silent*

Puberty?

Not gonna pretend I care.

Dude, congrats! Your first baby's a terrifying, wonderful responsibility, but it's its own reward.

I knew it.

You're taking my idea and starting a fad!

Riiight?

A Nice Hat/Riisiing Moon: Ha ha, very funny, I'm sure.

Alex Humva: What?

-Zar-

...Did you lose a bet to someone?