Yeah, well, it just occurred to me that in real life I speak much the way I write on BZP. In other words, "schmargle" and "splee" are common in my day-to-day vocabulary.

So, to help you all emulate me, I've compiled a list of Dokisms for you to use.

Whenever something is cool and/or awesome, use the word "rocksome."

When in an awkward silence, whisper in the other person's ear, "Schmibbletts."

When describing something weird, always end your sentance with, "Like a gurgling Polandian."

When doing something that requires a forceful release of sound and/or breath (i.e.: lifting something heavy), be sure to shout, "SCHPARGLE!"

When being random, never stick to the typical stuff like, "Smell my foot." Rather, don't be afraid to go against the flow by saying something like, "Smell my hair."

When using the word "lol" in regular speech, never be afraid to use it before an unusual word. For example, if someone's feet smell, instead of saying, "lol you smell," say something like, "lol athlete's foot."

And that's why the ladies are like all over me.