{A notebook page with Li'l Brudder drawn on it is laying on a table with a pencil. The screen pans out, and then Li'l Brudder suddenly glows rainbow colors as stars fly out of the page. He jumps off of the page, lands on a sidewalk and drools.}

 

SINGERS: Here comes Li'l Brudder!

 

{Li'l Brudder's leg wobbles and collapses. Cut to a front of the Family Italian Food Place. Li'l Brudder is scraping toward the open door. When he gets close, the door closes with a sign reading "CLOSED" on it. Then the sign spins around to reveal the words, "4 LEGS ONLY."}

 

SINGERS: He can make it on his own!

 

{Cut to a kitchen with a bowl of dog food labeled "li'l brudder" and Li'l Brudder nearby. Li'l Brudder scrapes up to the dog food bowl and pushes it with his face.}

 

SINGERS: He'll scrape right along, while I'm singing this song.

 

{Cut to Li'l Brudder falling through the sky while wearing a parachute pack and goggles.}

 

SINGERS: You know he was born to ramble and roam!

 

{Cut to two oval-shaped pictures hanging on a wall. The one on the left is a picture of a dog and reads, "MAW," while the one of the right is a picture of a unicycle and reads, "PAW." The screen slowly pans out to reveal Li'l Brudder looking at the pictures sadly.}

 

SINGERS: Here comes Li'l Brudder.

 

{Cut to a white silhouette of Li'L Brudder scraping along in front of the words, "One Leg!!" The sun behind them is casting moving shadows.}

 

SINGERS: He's got one leg up on life!

 

{Cut to a trophy with the words "Just One" inscribed. Li'l Brudder and his leg pops out.}

 

SINGERS: (Just one!) (That's right!)

 

{Cut to Li'l Brudder in a junkyard with Tendafoot, a possum with a human nose for a face, and a wobbling parrot whose legs are missing and has his bottom wrapped up.}

 

SINGERS: He's the king of the dregs, with minus...

 

{Cut to Li'l Brudder on a football field a football helmet and a shirt that reads, "-3." He is balancing a football under his chin. The football squeezes out and rolls away, causing him to fall down.}

 

SINGERS: ...three legs. And he'll probably...

 

{Cut to Li'l Brudder wearing a party hat in a gray area with two pairs of girl legs behind him. Li'l Brudder is happy and winks. One of the girls moves her legs and trips Li'l Brudder, making him sad and drool.}

 

SINGERS: ...never take him a wife!

 

{Cut to Li'l Brudder surfing a giant wave, his leg wobbling.}

 

SINGERS: Here comes Li'l Brudder! He's gotta...

 

{Cut to Li'l Brudder on a pirate ship's plank. A sword pokes him from behind.}

 

SINGERS: ...pocket full of...

 

{Cut to a close up of Li'l Brudder's face next to his food bowl. He stretches out his tongue, but can't reach his food.}

 

SINGERS: ...cash! He can...

 

{Cut to Li'l Brudder scraping along on a tall, scrolling version of his name spelled "Lil' Brudder" . Unable to move fast enough, he flies off the edge, flips around and lands on the ground.}

 

SINGERS: ...barely stand up, your favorite one-legged pup. He'll do a...

 

{Cut to Li'l Brudder scraping along on a running track at sunset, approaching the finish line.}

 

SINGERS: ...twenty minute hundred yard dash.

 

{Cut to Li'l Brudder scraping toward the logo of his show, which comes down from the top.}

 

SINGERS: Li'l Brudder! Li'l Brudder! And maybe Tendafoot, too! {They pronounce Tendafoot "Tenderfoot".}

 

{A circle with Tendafoot on it appears on screen. Li'l Brudder falls down.}

 

LI'L BRUDDER: I can make it on my own!

 

{Camera pans out to show the whole Telebision.}

 

NARRATOR: It's the "Li'l Brudder and Maybe Tendafoot, Too" show! {Also pronounces Tendafoot "Tenderfoot".}

 

{Camera flips around to show Strong Bad and The Cheat sleeping on the couch in their basement.}

 

THE CHEAT: {snoring like Curly} Mmm-Memmmmm...

 

{Suddenly Homestar Runner jumps out from behind the couch and flies into the air, crying.}

 

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {crying uncontrollably} Oh-ho-ho-hooooooooo!

 

{Homestar falls back down, creating a thump that moves Strong Bad's and The Cheat's limbs a little. About a second later he flies back up.}

 

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {crying} Li'l Brudd-or-or-ooor!

 

{Homestar falls down, thumps, and then jumps back up with his legs crossed.}

 

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {crying} Blah-ah-ah! Blah! Blah! Blah! Blaaah!

 

{Homestar falls back down, making a thump again, moving Strong Bad and The Cheat. Then he stands up behind the couch.}

 

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {crying} I couldn't be happier with your network debut!

 

{Homestar sinks behind the couch. Then he pops up again and moves across the couch.}

 

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {crying} Wah!

 

{Homestar sinks out of sight and then pops up again on the other side of the couch.}

 

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {crying} This is your most ambitious album to date!

 

{Homestar sinks below the couch again. Then he flies out from behind the couch one last time, waving his legs.}

 

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {crying} Blah! Blah! Blah! Brud-dor-or-or!

 

{Homestar crashes into the ground once more.}

 

STRONG BAD: {mumbling} ActRaiser. {wakes up} What?

 

THE CHEAT: {wakes up} Uuuuuuuhh...

 

STRONG BAD: Nnnnn... you guys hear something?

 

THE CHEAT: Meeenh.

 

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {sticks leg up from behind the couch} Nope!

 

STRONG BAD: Cool.

 

{The Cheat and Strong Bad instantly fall back asleep and Strong Bad snores loudly. After a few seconds, a circle with Li'l Brudder appears on screen.}

 

LI'L BRUDDER: Things are looking up!

 

{Everything besides Li'L Brudder and his circle fades to black and the toon ends.}

Here he is!