Ok, so you know the U.S. President who got stuck in the bathtub? I had to get all dressed up and do a speech on him at school. He didn't really do anything...but yeah. I had to write a paper on him too. But hey, I still got 118/130 on the whole thing, so it's cool.

Another thing: where's all the April Fools topics? Last year it was all like "LOLZ WAT WILL HAPPN APRIL 1ST WOW I CANT WAIT!i! KUTGW 10/10". I know they didn't do anything last year except Binky's article, but still. It's just weird without the topics.