"I was fat, no, seriously fat, but then I got Zytokita RMVSP and I lost all my weight! Every single pound*! I feel so enlightened, emphases on 'light'. And with Zytokita RMVSP there are very few side-effects†, I hardly noticed a thing‡. I could even eat all the foods I wanted to¨, and I didn't have to exercise at all˚. This is truly this best thing that I've ever done with my life΅."

-- Mr. Toolawagga, Toolawaggavile, Toolawagga

*Results may vary

†Except nausea, sore back, brain damage, loss of toes, whitened hair, two heads, and death (but rarely)

‡Except the side effects

¨A strict diet of dried cabbage

˚You're kidding, right?

΅In my dreams!

FOOLED YA!

^Turakii's idea