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Apparently there are still people who are surprised by me being an awful person.


Xaeraz

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'Specially for things like my favorite Helen Keller joke.

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The Helen Keller card always wins in Apples to Apples.

 

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Worst choice I ever had to make in A2A was between Helen Keller and the JFK Assassination.

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:kaukau: Cards Against Humanity is a great game, but its audience is definitely college students. Then of course the game has a certain political bias that you either love or are forced to overlook. Still, there is a cetain automatic win card in there analogous to the Helen Keller card that goes perfectly with everything, but unfortunately I can't even hint at what it is because it's far and away inappropriate for BZPower.

 

I remember saving up two cards in that game for a long, long time, waiting for the perfect context to use them both in: "The latest hero/sidekick combination is The Nazis and Gandalf." I won.

 

It's actually pretty rare when I get cards in these gafmes, though. I mean, one of the cards says "I proved I was a wizard by _____," where Gandalf is also a great option, but the perfect card is "Being a @$*! wizard." I played that, but the judge unthinkably didn't even consider it in favor of the card that sounded the dirtiest. What?

 

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