This is a true story, re-told to me by my mom.

I have a younger brother, known as Ryzak. Now Ryzak and our mother were at this big city-wide event and the Mayor was there. So, all the kids there get loot bags and the Mayor comes up to Ryzak and asks him "Where do you think I can get one of those?" in an obvious, little kid friendly matter. Now Ryzak is 10 years old and has a wit to rival {insert witty person here), so he responds, "I think you're too old for a loot bag."

Okay, upon further thought, this sounds really childish, but hey, Ryzak spoke back to the Mayor. That deserves some applause. *clapclapclap*

Bionus