We learned how to be paranoid on the internet.

Such highlights include:

• Don't use online banking
  
• Don't use social networking
  
• Always pay with cash
  
• Don't have online e-mail
  
• If you do use online banking, make sure it's from a desktop with a wired connection to a secure router
  
• Don't have a smart phone
  
• Don't do online transactions
  
• Google ads are evil
  

And my favorite:

• Use a mac, as they are obviously superior to windows based computers (This one gets thrown around a lot in the class)
  

And there was obviously a metric ton of trigger words, though some where genuine.

Most of this could be taken out and been replaced with:

• Don't be stupid online
  

Some of the people in the class where legitimately mortified at was being said. It was almost sad.