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This Entry Is Not About My Love Life


Dokuma

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Unfortunately, it's not about anything else, either.

 

*has nothing to say*

 

WAI

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Well, you see, the problem lies in the flavour of things. If you look at it from a diagonal point of view, then you can see the point that sticks out, like a sore thumb. What you must do is this:

 

R?

 

Understand?

 

Eh, can we start on about our love lives :P

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Eh, can we start on about our love lives :P

Or lack thereof, in some of our cases. :P

 

TMD

 

NO WAI. :ohmy:

 

~Nikira

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Eh, can we start on about our love lives :P

Or lack thereof, in some of our cases. :P

 

TMD

 

NO WAI. :ohmy:

 

~Nikira

WAI. =O

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No, but he has a mushroom. =D

Same thing. =D

No, mushrooms don't break your heart. =D

How true...

Unless a loved one ate a poisoned mushroom and thus died, a mushroom would indirectly be breaking your heart.

 

TMD

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No, but he has a mushroom. =D

Same thing. =D

No, mushrooms don't break your heart. =D

How true...

Unless a loved one ate a poisoned mushroom and thus died, a mushroom would indirectly be breaking your heart.

 

TMD

 

Or if the poisonous mushroom was his loved one. That would REALLY break his heart. =O

 

~Nikira

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No, but he has a mushroom. =D

Same thing. =D

No, mushrooms don't break your heart. =D

How true...

Unless a loved one ate a poisoned mushroom and thus died, a mushroom would indirectly be breaking your heart.

 

TMD

 

Or if the poisonous mushroom was his loved one. That would REALLY break his heart. =O

 

~Nikira

Or the mushroom was thrown at his heart at a very fast speed, and therefore cause a break in his heart!

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No, but he has a mushroom. =D

Same thing. =D

No, mushrooms don't break your heart. =D

How true...

Unless a loved one ate a poisoned mushroom and thus died, a mushroom would indirectly be breaking your heart.

 

TMD

 

Or if the poisonous mushroom was his loved one. That would REALLY break his heart. =O

 

~Nikira

Or the mushroom was thrown at his heart at a very fast speed, and therefore cause a break in his heart!

Or if the mushroom got up and headbutted you in the heart.

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No, but he has a mushroom. =D

Same thing. =D

No, mushrooms don't break your heart. =D

How true...

Unless a loved one ate a poisoned mushroom and thus died, a mushroom would indirectly be breaking your heart.

 

TMD

 

Or if the poisonous mushroom was his loved one. That would REALLY break his heart. =O

 

~Nikira

Or the mushroom was thrown at his heart at a very fast speed, and therefore cause a break in his heart!

Or if the mushroom got up and headbutted you in the heart.

At that point in time I would be putting as much distance as possible between me and the mushroom(s) in question.

 

TMD

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Or the mushroom was thrown at his heart at a very fast speed, and therefore cause a break in his heart!

Or if the mushroom got up and headbutted you in the heart.

At that point in time I would be putting as much distance as possible between me and the mushroom(s) in question.

 

TMD

Too bad, they HEADBUTT YOU!!!! :o

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Or the mushroom was thrown at his heart at a very fast speed, and therefore cause a break in his heart!

Or if the mushroom got up and headbutted you in the heart.

At that point in time I would be putting as much distance as possible between me and the mushroom(s) in question.

 

TMD

Too bad, they HEADBUTT YOU!!!! :o

 

I never knew mushrooms were so violent by nature.

 

~Nikira

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Or the mushroom was thrown at his heart at a very fast speed, and therefore cause a break in his heart!

Or if the mushroom got up and headbutted you in the heart.

At that point in time I would be putting as much distance as possible between me and the mushroom(s) in question.

 

TMD

Too bad, they HEADBUTT YOU!!!! :o

 

I never knew mushrooms were so violent by nature.

 

~Nikira

Ever wondered why Mario grows in his games? The mushroom is the Agaricus Mariotious Growius, and when it comes in contact with a human being, it causes them to swell to ginormous proportions. Does that not sound most brutal? :P

 

TMD

 

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Or the mushroom was thrown at his heart at a very fast speed, and therefore cause a break in his heart!

Or if the mushroom got up and headbutted you in the heart.

At that point in time I would be putting as much distance as possible between me and the mushroom(s) in question.

 

TMD

Too bad, they HEADBUTT YOU!!!! :o

 

I never knew mushrooms were so violent by nature.

 

~Nikira

Ever wondered why Mario grows in his games? The mushroom is the Agaricus Mariotious Growius, and when it comes in contact with a human being, it causes them to swell to ginormous proportions. Does that not sound most brutal? :P

 

TMD

 

It sounds painful. I know I would not enjoy swelling to ginormous proportions in a matter of seconds. =O

 

~Nikira

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Or the mushroom was thrown at his heart at a very fast speed, and therefore cause a break in his heart!

Or if the mushroom got up and headbutted you in the heart.

At that point in time I would be putting as much distance as possible between me and the mushroom(s) in question.

 

TMD

Too bad, they HEADBUTT YOU!!!! :o

 

I never knew mushrooms were so violent by nature.

 

~Nikira

Ever wondered why Mario grows in his games? The mushroom is the Agaricus Mariotious Growius, and when it comes in contact with a human being, it causes them to swell to ginormous proportions. Does that not sound most brutal? :P

 

TMD

 

It sounds painful. I know I would not enjoy swelling to ginormous proportions in a matter of seconds. =O

 

~Nikira

In Super Paper Mario, most mushrooms heal you. Although some turn giant with eyes and a mouth and kill things.

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Or the mushroom was thrown at his heart at a very fast speed, and therefore cause a break in his heart!

Or if the mushroom got up and headbutted you in the heart.

At that point in time I would be putting as much distance as possible between me and the mushroom(s) in question.

 

TMD

Too bad, they HEADBUTT YOU!!!! :o

 

I never knew mushrooms were so violent by nature.

 

~Nikira

Ever wondered why Mario grows in his games? The mushroom is the Agaricus Mariotious Growius, and when it comes in contact with a human being, it causes them to swell to ginormous proportions. Does that not sound most brutal? :P

 

TMD

 

It sounds painful. I know I would not enjoy swelling to ginormous proportions in a matter of seconds. =O

 

~Nikira

In Super Paper Mario, most mushrooms heal you. Although some turn giant with eyes and a mouth and kill things.

:huh:

 

Ah, but healing at that speed can be... painful. The Mushrooms in question speed up your metabolism to horrendous speeds, your joints stiffen as your wounds are healed. As soon as you move once more and incredible pain shoots up your limbs as they un-stiffen.

 

Evil mushrooms.

 

TMD

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Or the mushroom was thrown at his heart at a very fast speed, and therefore cause a break in his heart!

Or if the mushroom got up and headbutted you in the heart.

At that point in time I would be putting as much distance as possible between me and the mushroom(s) in question.

 

TMD

Too bad, they HEADBUTT YOU!!!! :o

 

I never knew mushrooms were so violent by nature.

 

~Nikira

Ever wondered why Mario grows in his games? The mushroom is the Agaricus Mariotious Growius, and when it comes in contact with a human being, it causes them to swell to ginormous proportions. Does that not sound most brutal? :P

 

TMD

 

It sounds painful. I know I would not enjoy swelling to ginormous proportions in a matter of seconds. =O

 

~Nikira

In Super Paper Mario, most mushrooms heal you. Although some turn giant with eyes and a mouth and kill things.

:huh:

 

Ah, but healing at that speed can be... painful. The Mushrooms in question speed up your metabolism to horrendous speeds, your joints stiffen as your wounds are healed. As soon as you move once more and incredible pain shoots up your limbs as they un-stiffen.

 

Evil mushrooms.

 

TMD

 

They're like steroids!

So apperently, Dokky is lovin' an evil heart-breaking mushroom/steroid???

And they call me crazy!

Pardon me for being old fashioned, but I like a girl!!

Shocking, no?

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Or the mushroom was thrown at his heart at a very fast speed, and therefore cause a break in his heart!

Or if the mushroom got up and headbutted you in the heart.

At that point in time I would be putting as much distance as possible between me and the mushroom(s) in question.

 

TMD

Too bad, they HEADBUTT YOU!!!! :o

 

I never knew mushrooms were so violent by nature.

 

~Nikira

Ever wondered why Mario grows in his games? The mushroom is the Agaricus Mariotious Growius, and when it comes in contact with a human being, it causes them to swell to ginormous proportions. Does that not sound most brutal? :P

 

TMD

 

It sounds painful. I know I would not enjoy swelling to ginormous proportions in a matter of seconds. =O

 

~Nikira

In Super Paper Mario, most mushrooms heal you. Although some turn giant with eyes and a mouth and kill things.

:huh:

 

Ah, but healing at that speed can be... painful. The Mushrooms in question speed up your metabolism to horrendous speeds, your joints stiffen as your wounds are healed. As soon as you move once more and incredible pain shoots up your limbs as they un-stiffen.

 

Evil mushrooms.

 

TMD

 

They're like steroids!

So apperently, Dokky is lovin' an evil heart-breaking mushroom/steroid???

And they call me crazy!

Pardon me for being old fashioned, but I like a girl!!

Shocking, no?

Flowers. Flowers are like steroids. They make you go super fast, super slow, and make coins rain down on you.

 

That's evil for ya.

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