I've decided to stop talking to myself and instead talk to a bunch of other people. And by "talk" I mean "complain."

I went swimming at a public pool for my friend's birthday a couple days ago, and it's had some unexpected consequences... I was under the impression that June 28 was on a Friday, but it wound up being on a Thursday. So I got a call asking if I was coming, which woke me up.

Half-awake as I was, I ran to his house without sunscreen. I'm very susceptible to sunburns, but I thought they would have sunscreen. They did, but it wound up being that cheap spray-on sunscreen that doesn't work. I didn't know it didn't, so I used it anyways.

Now I have second degree burns all over my body. They're blistering and peeling off and I'm in constant pain.

This sucks excessively.