Yesterday was July 4th, the day when Thomas Jefferson paid his secretary a lot of money to write the Declaration of Independence for him.

But yesterday was fun. Although I'm sure there were some losers who kept reloading BZP the whole day waiting for it to come back online. >_>

Kid's Parent: Billy! It's time to watch fireworks!

Billy: Wait another hour please! I'm trying to see if my favorite children's playtoy website is back online again!