...and on, and on, and on-

Shut up! I was gonna blog about something.

No you weren't.

Yes I was. You're in my head, and you don't even know that I'm thinking.

Don't get me started on the "whose head is it" thing again.

Why should we? It's my head, after all.

Wrong, monkey lung.

Oh, insults, is it? Fikou-Spawn.

Lizard breath.

That's right. Just float and sputter.

*sputtering noise*

Hah.

*chainsaw noise*

Oh, bother.

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Argh! Now what was I gonna blog about again?

By sharp and flame,

-=Cortana=-