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Strange Song....


EXTREEEEEME!!!

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Bret: Hello.

 

Jemaine: Hi.

 

Bret: Hello man sitting in the park.

 

Jemaine: I just said hi, woman in the park.

 

Bret: How you doin’?

 

Jemaine: Mmm…good thanks.

 

Bret: Your looking good.

 

Jemaine: Pardon?

 

Bret: I said you’re looking good.

 

Jemaine: Fair enough.

 

Bret: …Jenny.

 

Jemaine: Pardon?

 

Bret: Jenny.

 

Jemaine: No I am sorry I think you’ve mistaken me for somebody else.

 

Bret: No it’s me, I’m jenny, my name is Jenny.

 

Jemaine: Oh You’re…oh… Ha ha ha ha… I thought… oh… what a hilarious misunderstanding.

Nice to meet you Jenny.

 

Bret: We’ve met before - quite a few times actually.

 

Jemaine: Yes of course we have. I meant it was nice to meet you that time that I met you. Where was it that we met that time that I met you when I met you?

 

Bret: At a party.

 

Jemaine: That’s right! Wasn’t it one of those boring work parties?

 

Bret: No.

 

Jemaine: That’s why I said wasn’t it. It was the party of a mutual friend. - Was it? - Wasn’t it? - Was it? - Wasn’t it?

 

Bret: Yes it was.

 

Jemaine: Yeah, I thought so. Oh…Bobby’s.

 

Bret: No.

 

Jemaine: Doug’s?

 

Bret: No.

 

Jemaine: D-dog’s?

 

Bret: No.

 

Jemaine: Maxwell’s?

 

Bret: No.

 

Jemaine: Andy’s?

 

Bret: Yes Andy’s.

 

Jemaine: Yeah Andy’s party, ooh that’s right. Ooh, Andy knows how to throw a party, doesn’t he Jenny?

 

Bret: Yeah, I love Andy’s parties!

 

Jemaine: I love Andy’s parties. What crazy parties. How is that guy anyway?

 

Bret: She’s good.

 

Jemaine: Ooh... that’s right, Andy hates it when I forget that.

 

Bret: We watched a movie.

 

Jemaine: Yeah…it was something like but not necessarily Schindler’s List. We watched it and we wept.

 

Bret: It was Police Academy 4. We went for a walk.

 

Jemaine: On our feet if I remember correctly.

 

Bret: We walked to the top of the hill and we ate sandwiches.

 

Jemaine: Oh, We’d just grab a sandwich and put it in our mouths. Oh, that’s the only way to have sandwiches. Oh Jenny, tell me do you still walk? Do you still get into sandwiches in a big way?

 

Bret: Still walk a lot but I am not eating as many sandwiches as back then.

 

Jemaine: Uh…

 

Bret: Do you remember what we did up there at the top of the hill?

 

Jemaine: Kind of…

 

Bret: We were standing at the look out.

 

Jemaine: Oh, I remember exactly what we did at the look out. We just looked... out! Across the city from our little spot on the hilltop. Oh, It is so pretty from way up there. We talked about how the lights from the buildings and cars seemed like reflections of the stars that shined out so pretty and bright, that night.

 

Bret: ...It was daytime.

 

Jemaine: The daytime of the night.

 

Bret: Do you remember what you said to me?

 

Jemaine: Not word for word actually Jenny, but I remember there was some verbs.

 

Bret: Well you said meet me here in one year. You just needed some time to clear your head, and you seem to have done that.

 

Jemaine: Oh…uh, oh…are you sure that was me Jenny?

 

Bret: Yes I am pretty sure that it was you, John.

 

Jemaine: ....................I’m Brian.

 

Bret: Oh my! I’m so sorry!

 

Jemaine: Don’t worry.

 

Bret: Now that’s terrible.

 

Jemaine: Oh, don’t worry.

 

Bret: Oh, how embarrassing!

 

Jemaine: Don’t worry Jenny, I’m actually quite relieved. That kind of thing just happens all the time, I just got one of those faces I suppose.

 

Bret: So does John, ha, he’s got one of those faces as well…

 

Bret and Jemaine: *awkward laugher*

 

I edited out some stuff, 'cause Shine said I should... so, Shine, if there was something I overlooked somehow, you know what to do. *Double finger gun thing*

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