What about self-cannibalism?

I don't think anyone would be crazy enough to eat themselves... Hmm...

Think about what you just said.

Shh... quite down... I'm eating my arm over here... *Nom nom nom*

Why let all that meat go to waste, right?

Exacyly...

OM NOM NOM NOM...

~D

Why are you eating my other arm? *Nom nom nom*

Hey, you're using my avvie! =D

...

*Hestitates, then takes a bite out of my arm*

Hey, it is good!

*Is now a bloody stump*

Uh oh...

*Regenerates*

Whoo...

*Starts eating again*

So... Hungry.... *Nom nom nom*

*Is just a head*

Um... Curaga?

*Regenerate*

Whoo!

Nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom....

*Rips off one of Cthulhu's wings and eats*

Nom nom nom nom nom...

*Elbows Kal in the face and eats wing*

Mine...

*Goes vampire on Cthulhu*

~D

*Goes RAGE CANNON on Ca'Gerrin's face*

Stop eating me! That's my job! Nom nom nom...

*Consumes you*

I still wish you would let me be that cool Dagon picture we saw! XD