A random person comes up to me. He says "You look familiar."

I say, "Maybe I do, maybe I dont."

The other person says "Do I know you?"

I say, "I dont know."

The other person says "Hm... Have we met on the internet before?"

I say, "Maybe."

The other person says "Why do you keep saying maybe?"

I say, "Maybe cuz' I like it."

The other person says "I think I met you before."

I say, "Yes, we have (I think.)"

The other person says "You think?"

I say, "Yes, because we're talking right now. And I just met you."

The other person says "Oh forget you, your too strange." And walks away.

I say, "Works every time." And sits on a bench.